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Thursday, Feb 27, 2003

cold wards

anybody see that nova about dirty bombs? i think the scariest thing was the conditions in which some of the russian bioweapons were stored. they went into one lab and a batches of the plague were in chock full of nuts coffee cans in a 1950s kelvinator. i think they were still getting ice delivered to keep it cold. cant somebody send them a few new ge refrigerators, or at least a kenmore?

sorry, it wasnt the dirtybombs episode, it was this one about biowarfare.


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high comedy

"It's also nice to see that in John Ashcroft's America, unlike during the "freewheeling" Clinton Administration, celebrities aren't getting away with their sinful ways. As part of the sting, the DEA raided Tommy Chong's house in Pacific Palisades. They didn't get Chong, but they later picked him up as he attempted to drive an ice-cream truck made of marijuana across the Mexican border.

Hah-hah! I am funny blogger who makes funny pot joke! Link me! Link me!"

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Wednesday, Feb 26, 2003

communication breakdown

reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated, or some such line. having telephony difficulties over here at df central. thatll learn me not to pay my bill on time. currently operating on a hand-cranked machine. hope to be back up to speed in the next few day, or a few days after that, or sometime later on past that point. should be any time now. *drums fingers on desk* *smiles wanely* *itches scalp* *itches beard* *itches nose* *sniffs* *clears throat* *types slowly* *yawn* hey, did the war start yet?

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