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beds too big without you

dear duvet cover,

i hate that its come to this but i think we can no longer see each other. i put up with your poofy ruff cuz, frankly, my friends said you were great in bed. and while it sounds sexy that your buttons are constantly coming undone , in truth, well, it just makes you seem cheap. now, i know im no picnic when the lights go down what with the tossing and turning and night terrors to say nothing of the scratching and the bleeding (you are tender nursing my wounds), but between you, me and the comforter i think its time we parted ways. ill always cherish the first few moments we have together every night as i meet your cool embrace but i cant stand seeing you every morning balled up on the floor all wrinkled and begging for a fix. it just cant go on, and neither can you. call me if you ever get youself zipped up.

your snuggly bare,

xoxo

run to you

walked down to east river park a couple of times this week and plunk my lazy ass down by the track near 6th st. i dont have enough in me to exercise but i can manage to watch others sweat and strain. and i can still muster up the energy to be annoyed by something. each time ive been there one person on the track has decided to run against traffic much to my consternation. why when everyone is running counterclockwise must someone go against the grain? one wonders why everyone is running counterclockwise but i think that is the norm. maybe it has to do with handedness.

duly footnoted

group blogging the reading of infinite jest.

green with envy

went out. missed the big jets news. decided to roll the dice on a quarterback. that last one worked out well, right? what was his name?

agee of communication

sarah silverman show co-star steve agee promised to read the name of every one of his followers if they reached 5000 by friday. hes living up to his end of the deal at five on the link above. earlier this week ashton kutcher took on cnn to be the first to a million viewers and won which had prompted this effort. cnn actually promoted their twitter account on air which is funny and shameless at the same time kind of like wolf blitzer.

the new communication

favorite twitter moment of the day featuring john hodgman from the daily show and fatguy from apple ads & random fan

alenia: Sitting in the same row as @hodgman on the plane to new york
about 10 hours ago from twitterrific · Reply · View Tweet

hodgman: @alenia coincidentally, I am sitting in the same row as you.
about 10 hours ago from Tweetie · Reply · View Tweet ·

hodgman: @alenia and I both wonder why @jonathancoulton doesn't twitter much these days.
about 10 hours ago from Tweetie · Reply · View Tweet ·

alenia: @jonathancoulton you should twitter more. @hodgman thinks so tio
about 10 hours ago from twitterrific · Reply · View Tweet

heds up

couldnt be happier to have my favorite reporter in the twittosphere. been following his intrepid meanderings since highschool. what can i say, the man gives more than he takes.

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