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Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride - a little light in the belfry.

Gal reminds me of the highway between Ft. Worth and Dallas - no curves.

As bare as a cooch dancer's midriff.

Boy's like a dead horse - got no get up and go...

Hey boy, you cover about as much as a flapper's skirt in a high wind.

She's tryin' to make a pantywaist out of that poor kid.

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

If kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned.

Well, barbeque my hamhocks!

That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal.

That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.

Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours?

You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'.

The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

I've got this boy as figgity as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

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You look like two miles of bad road

That boy's just like a tattoo...gets under your skin

This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!