drat fink

dock of the baseball

"One day last month, Ellis walked into the Victor Valley penitentiary, where, for the past two years, he's worked as a drug counselor. He said he had a surprise for his class. HBO Sports was doing a piece on him, and they'd dug up an old black-and-white videotape of that June 1970 game against the Pirates. To that point, Ellis swore that no tape of the game existed, and he'd never seen himself pitch high on LSD. And this would be the first time he was watching it. As the game enters the ninth, it gets to two outs, three balls and two strikes, and then the tape cuts straight to a postgame interview.

"I remember getting that last out," Ellis says. "And turning around and saying, 'A fucking no-hitter!' It didn't really hit me until the next morning, when I was less high, and I got a live phone call from CBS or ABC or something wanting to interview me. They kept telling me to turn the TV down. Too much feedback.""

because i have to, allright?

***Frank Sinatra - Satisfy Me One More Time
***Herbie Hancock - Keep On Doin' It
***The Toppers - (I Love to Play Your Piano) Let Me Bang Your Box
***Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson - Me and Paul
***Henry Mancini - Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
***Winston Francis - Fools Fall In Love
***Gerry and the Pacemakers - How Do You Do It
***Bill Monroe - Stay Away From Me
***The Cars - Double Life
***Tom Waits - Spare Parts II and Closing

terrycloth lined

"Q Yes. Is there any idea how long a 'last throe' lasts for?"

can a' corn

im not particularly anxious to watch M*A*S*H but im glad to see canned laughtracks removed from sitcoms.

"And now, thanks to DVDs, you can watch "M*A*S*H" minus its laughtrack. You can see what Gelbart and Reynolds wanted to do all along, and it makes the show even better. You can actually hear and enjoy the wordplay, and the mood is much much subtler. I always enjoyed the early "M*A*S*H", but not to this degree. Without laughter it's a superior show."

down (ing) stre et memo rex

"Whether that same potential exists with the Downing Street memo story isn't clear. Actually, strike that -- it's perfectly clear, but only if the focus is widened to include the entire policymaking process that led up to the invasion. The memo itself may be the smoking gun, but the story is the crime, or crimes rather -- the manipulation of the intelligence, the deliberate efforts to sabotage a diplomatic solution, the use of strategic disinformation (i.e. lies) against a domestic audience, the possible forging of evidence, and, perhaps most importantly of all, the cover up afterwards, which is still in progress."

got dem home depot blues

as far as i can recall i have encountered nothing in my life nearly as moronic as home depot locking up access to exacto knives and their blades and then requiring a photo id to purchase. their concern has nothing to do with the possibility that they might be used to steal from the store because they are not at the register, and theres access to any number of more lethal weapons that are not under lock and key. so, essentially, this policy was put in place as a knee jerk reaction to a 9-11 story which may itself have been a fabrication. i should add that no record of your id is affixed to your purchase, so even if you were to, say, hijack an airplane with the intention of using it for purposes of terror, i cant imagine how they could link the two. i suppose it could be some cabal of lawyers idea of protecting home depot from some sort of liability claims but that makes it no less absurd that an orange cloaked clerk still struggling with the english language can deny me access to blades because my id doesnt meet some arbitrary standard.

downing street meme-oh

road to serfdom parses blair/bush response to downing street memo. heres where their lies go off the rails for me. how could saddam ever comply with the resolution to their satisfaction?

a) inspectors say they cant find wmd in iraq
b) our "faulty" cherry-picked intelligence says hes lying
therefore.....

c) we must invade immediately because.....we must, thats all!
d) oops, we were wrong, but saddam is a baddy and
e) iraqis yearn for democracy
f) except the ones who dont

get this man an intern-et, or a corner table at tpm cafe

"No chance of a Seymour Hersh blog then?

If I were smart I'd do it but I don't really care. I know a lot of journalists have put up a web page or blog but that's a bit too involved for me. I'm the type of person that when my screen blanks out, I immediately start screaming and dial my youngest son. It's a generational thing. I keep saving my work but I don't want to know anything about the soul of the machine. I just bought a new Dell computer with broadband so I could jump around the net more - I was happy with a 56k modem but everybody laughed at me."

i have no doubt that this is the gods honest *cough* truth, and most likely part of his *cough* grand design for the chosen people ruling managing the *hack* universe while he goes away on vacation

why i am smarter and sicker than you.

78 degrees

"Here are MP3s made from hundreds of 78RPM discs recorded between 1900 and 1930. Included are notes on the transfer process and discographic information."

via brooklyn vegan