drat fink

baba looney

in a pique i slammed my palm down on the counter at bereket. i had placed an order and told to wait while the young clerk finished up some previous orders. but then he took and filled a couples order while i was sitting at a table not far from the counter. obviously he had forgot, though im sure there was no malicious intent. so i got up to remind him, and while im at the counter trying to catch his eye, someone else steps up. the clerk kind of half notices me but then proceeds to help the other customer at which point i slammed my hand down. could have turned out badly but noone seemed to notice except the clerk, who immediately completed my order amidst apologies. guess ill skip the rageaholics group this week. however, i didnt tell the guy that wanted to charge me $3.50 for a bottle of pellegrino what he could do with it, so i might still have some issues to work out.

you light up my life

finally some proof of chemical weapons in iraq. thank god we got in there to restore honor and integrity to saddams house.

load baring wall of fire ants

man, the barricades
the crowding in lurches fasting forward
four alarm frown, the eyes dont have it
you sweep, ill get panned
the spider spun its tale
the crickets loathed it

oodles of fun

the trivialest pursuer
its boggles the mind
i just wanted to do her
like shes done to mine

horror scoping

...he did the mash...
and i regret it
he did the monster mash?
but for all the wrong reasons
it was a graveyard smash
never even got mine
it caught on really fast
to hook line and sinker
he did the monster mash

i have a hunch about this

is that really you?

sole on ice packs

whats not to lack luster?

the hand is at our

back to square

once upon a time

square

once upon a time

*squint*

burn ward

oooh, it burns.

if only i could pin this on skull and bones

"I think the recent total frenzy of Judiana—the Talmudic, blogospheric analysis of the entire spectrum of speculation, rumor, conjecture in the Plame case and its Judy Miller subplot that has consumed so many of us—may mark the moment when the way we process information has changed in some deeper fundamental way that transcends this particular media colonoscopy, transcends media consciousness and suggests some deep internal realignment of the prefrontal lobes."

equal rites

"Seymour Hersh and Scott Ritter on Iraq, WMDs and the Role of the Clinton Administration in the 1990s"

sartorial witlessness

dear national review - ive noticed lately that the homeless people outside my window dress better than me. should i be concerned......................that theyre too well cared for or is it encumbent upon me to inquire as to their preferred haberdasher?