drat fink

suck dog

"Even devoted Clintonites are scratching their heads and wondering what has happened to the man once lauded as "the first black president." Is his need to be a part of this country's wealth and power establishment so great that it blinds him to reality? Is his need to be fawned over so desperate that he has forgotten how to speak the truth?"

leveetate me

"Now, thanks to Katrina, the hidden costs of all those decades of insane policies are being made visible to the entire world."

thunder privelege

earnest went to clump
petard princeably
hoisting the class crassily
snidely wimplashed
empathetic
windy & curled
im still here
balking on sunshine
its time too feel

anatomy of a dream academy

*peeing out of necessity in a girls lockerroom
*sucking up to an abusive bill maher at a bar
*watching a sylvester stallone/jim carrey musical being filmed
*walking past a gospel choir on my colleges quadrangle
*waking up mumbling "motherfucker!"

soundtrack: and in every home - elvis costello

train in vain, the fissure king

meet the new dave, shame as the old dave.

sorry, charlie. starkissed wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste.

down for the count

Deee-Lite - Pussycat Meow
Etienne Charry - Par Ici La Monnaie
Fantastic Plastic Machine - One Minute Of Love
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy '94
Buffalo Springfield - Do I Have to Come Right Out and Say It
Built To Spill - The Plan
Rilo Kiley - Don't Deconstruct
Ralph Stanley & Jimmy Martin - In The Pines
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Lonesome Fiddle Blues
Pizzicato Five - Twiggy Vs. James Bond
The Postal Service - We Will Become Silhouettes
The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way
Pavement - Range Life
Elvis Costello & the Attractions - The Loved Ones
Donovan - Season Of The Witch
The Doobie Brothers - Black Water
tv on the radio - Dreams
The Staple Singers - If You're Ready (Come Go With Me)
Helen Kane -I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat

only a quilted northern song

can anyone recall the ad i saw this morning that would have had me doubled over in laughter had i not been supine? non? me neither. guess ill have to settle for the guffaw i encountered when i was introduced to the concept of a "personal lubricant" courtesy of the good people at k-y. k-y is out of the closet.....and loving it!

also, i had a random televisual encounter with a former housemate. the chanceness of the encounter can not be overstated. i was not watching the credits roll for a show i hadnt watched. i lifted my head above the persistent fog long enough to notice my old friends stage name flash across the screen. and a flash it was, could not have been onscreen for more than a second. so i scrolled back through the tivo cache, and there she was, all agrimace, an expression i had assuredly inspired on numerous occassions and which would gratify me to no end if ever memories of said were drawn upon for inspiration. over at imdb i see that her character has recurred for an entire season on six feet under. pretty impressive. despite her driven nature, im surprised she stuck with her acting pursuits. thought she would find some other mountain to climb, that it was a post-collegiate artistic indulgence soon to be supplanted by another whim. maybe i was projecting. just another chapter in the book of persistence pays, i guess.

(the novelty is not lost on me.)

the longish march

i think i might win the award for the sweatiest person on the lower east side this morning. it was bad enough when it was just expelling the daily toxins, now i have flubber to contend with as well. i think i need to be airlifted somewhere and forced to hike back. wheres mao when you need him?

i, terrorist

they hate us for our freedom.

i apologize for spreading the virus

i dont watch mtv so i doubt i see the cutting edge of hipster youth ads but i just saw a minute long ad from burger kings "coqroq" campaign. and while ripping off nirvana and its angsty posture is nothing new, doing so for the sake of chicken sticks might be. (the "video" on the music link is the ad.)