Apparently I'm the only person in the world who likes this holiday. Fine. So be it. I know you'll be celebrating anyway, so aren't your protestations a bit hollow? "I just hate staying up late into the night with friends drinking champagne." Huh?

My friends this is it. This is the great major holiday. Unencumbered by religious significance or family duty. The one where alcohol, rightly, takes precedent over the large dead animal featured on the lesser holiday tables, over trinkets of commerce exchanged to and fro. For truely, who needs such foodstuff? Who needs material gifts? I tell you, good friends and fine bubbles are all that are required for life. For the good life. Drink deep. Kiss long. Float up into the heavens. This is what ever happens, yet our earthly bodies do not always get to partake. Don't scorn your chance. That decision might speak of regret.

But what do I know? As Frank says, I'm just a high class wino, and of course the first part is debatable. Or just wrong. Still, we'll be drinking the good stuff. The new restaurant isn't quite ready yet, so we'll be at AKA from 8:30 on. Stop by if you're on the gLower East Side. Everybody is welcome. Leave the scowl at home.
- jim 12-31-2001 3:38 pm

the scowl is trowled on
its part of the insufferstructure
it comes with the terror trees
its a blandmarked facade

2001
double the rubble
double the bubble

good bye to his rudyness
hello to mayor mc (cheesy) bloomburgher

id gladly pay you ruesday
for a baseball field (or two) today


- dave 12-31-2001 6:28 pm


jim how were the wines?? what did you love??
- Skinny 1-01-2002 5:50 pm





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