I used to think to myself "Paul Ford should write a book," but I've come to be happy just reading his site. I mean who needs a whole exfoliated book when you can just get the seed? Much more efficient, really. I'll unzip it on my end. Here's the beginning to todays gem:
I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower to find another one sitting near the drain. It was about 2 feet tall and made of metal, with bright camera-lens eyes and a few dozen gripping arms. Worse than the Jehovah's Witnesses.

``Hi! I'm from Google. I'm a Googlebot! I will not kill you.''

``I know what you are.''

``I'm indexing your apartment.''

- jim 2-25-2002 3:21 pm




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