This one takes the cake.A SPAMMERS LETTER OF RESIGNATION:
Dear Spam hater:
We are quitting, but before we do we are going to expose detailed information about the largest spam operators in the USA that ripped us off so bad we had to get a bank loan to get out of credit card debt.
Do you want to know how to send the crap back to them?
OF course you do!
Forget about clicking REPLY...you know by now that doesn't work. We know what DOES work.
For more information please email us at: Cleanbox@fastermail.com...
And it goes on for like three more pages telling you how terrible spammers are, how you can never get off their lists by replying, while at the same time repeatedly asking you to send them your email address. I'm surprised these people don't explode in a puff of logical contradiction.
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- jim 7-31-2002 6:50 pm