Two atoms are at a bar having a drink. Suddenly one blurts out "I lost an electron!" The other replies "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm postive."
- jim 8-05-2002 8:17 pm

...as heard on last weeks car talk.


- bill 8-05-2002 8:32 pm


Oh, get a half-life.
- alex 8-05-2002 10:19 pm


i've got your half-life... / they are running dumb puns while the weekly puzzler is on summer vacation.



- bill 8-06-2002 1:23 am


two nuts were walking down the street
- Skinny 8-06-2002 11:55 am


one was a salted
- Skinny 8-06-2002 11:55 am





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