Well folks, I've got some bad news concerning Christmas. Seems like Santa has run into a little problem...
- jim 12-18-2003 9:30 pm

gratuitous remarks

"...take that osa...sadda...santa..."

since it has come out that santa is objectively pro-terrorist, we have renamed the holiday on dec 25 to National Homeland Day. show support for the homeland by exchanging gifts with your fellow citizens in the spirit of american excess and global hegemony by purchasing items at your local offshore neighborhood multinational corporate outlet.

i guess pickles is kosher. oy.
- dave 12-18-2003 10:24 pm


OH MY DEAR GOD, what about all the little children on Christmas morn?
- jimlouis 12-19-2003 12:05 am





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