There's something nice about being able to hold your business meetings in a bar. "Can't talk now, I'm late for a meeting!"

Random bad bar jokes:

A termite walks into a bar and asks "where's the bar tender?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."
- jim 7-31-2001 10:26 pm

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what's this, a joke?"
- jim 10-06-2001 9:43 pm





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