Cinematic Misbehavior 8.13.98
So how come if you take those boys out every Sunday we don't get a boy story
every Monday?
Often I am disappointed or appalled by their behavior and do not wish to spend
Sunday night recalling it.
I am waiting for Fermin, Hunter, Shelton, Jacque, and Glynn after the movies
let out. I saw Horse Whisperer and bought them tickets for Titanic knowing
that they would be roaming between all the theaters. Fermin and Glynn with
the more shy Hunter backing them up tell me that Shelton got into a mild
altercation with a woman in the theatre and called her "a white B." Racial
and gender intolerance are two qualities I have really been trying to instill
in the boys over the last two years so you can imagine my pride.
I don't say a word and neither does Shelton, which does in a way make me
proud--to know that at least he has that much sense.
"And Fermin peed on the seats," Jacque said.
That's some sort of euphemism I'm thinking. And then they all join in and it
seems that maybe all of them are guilty of "peeing" on the seats. Were they
jacking off in the theatre?
"You could hear it when it hit the seat, Fermin," Shelton said.
Maybe they were really peeing, or jacking off, good god. Help.
I'm very quiet as they go on about all of this, fully detached, floating high
on a cloud above the Aleutian Islands.
Eventually, I will stop laughing over this post.
you read this one?
Yes. That one cracked me up too.
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So how come if you take those boys out every Sunday we don't get a boy story every Monday?
Often I am disappointed or appalled by their behavior and do not wish to spend Sunday night recalling it.
I am waiting for Fermin, Hunter, Shelton, Jacque, and Glynn after the movies let out. I saw Horse Whisperer and bought them tickets for Titanic knowing that they would be roaming between all the theaters. Fermin and Glynn with the more shy Hunter backing them up tell me that Shelton got into a mild altercation with a woman in the theatre and called her "a white B." Racial and gender intolerance are two qualities I have really been trying to instill in the boys over the last two years so you can imagine my pride.
I don't say a word and neither does Shelton, which does in a way make me proud--to know that at least he has that much sense.
"And Fermin peed on the seats," Jacque said.
That's some sort of euphemism I'm thinking. And then they all join in and it seems that maybe all of them are guilty of "peeing" on the seats. Were they jacking off in the theatre?
"You could hear it when it hit the seat, Fermin," Shelton said.
Maybe they were really peeing, or jacking off, good god. Help.
I'm very quiet as they go on about all of this, fully detached, floating high on a cloud above the Aleutian Islands.
- jimlouis 11-21-2002 6:28 am
Eventually, I will stop laughing over this post.
- L.M. 7-17-2006 4:41 am [add a comment]
you read this one?
- bill 7-17-2006 5:10 am [add a comment]
Yes. That one cracked me up too.
- L.M. 7-17-2006 6:12 am [add a comment]