drat fink
Friday, March 09, 2001
nader hearts bushsomething something nader something
bjorn free
"STOCKHOLM, March 9 (AFP) - Tennis legend Bjoern Borg wants Europeans to have more sex and recommends they learn from the "Swedish model" to increase people production -- and ensure future financing for pensions. "We have a bit of a delicate problem here in the western world: there aren't enough babies being born," the five-time Wimbledon winner said in a full-page advertisement published in Sweden's main financial daily Dagens Industri. An English language text printed on a large color photograph of 11 striking young women dressed as hospital midwives said: "If nothing drastic happens soon there won't be anyone who can work and put up for our pensions. "Bad karma! Luckily there is a simple solution that is both enjoyable and relaxing: The Swedish model. An intimate form of socialising that, if done properly, will keep midwives labouring all over Europe. "So the humble advice from Bjoern Borg is quite simply: Get to it!" The advertisment concluded with an admonition to readers to "F--- for Future" and Borg's signature. There was no other explanation for the stunt. The tennis star also produces various clothing lines marketed under his name."
indiescent
where have i seen this before?
Plastic | Dubya's "Hard-Drinking Daughter"
do you smell gas?
dreampop radio (www.indieradio.org)
smell my finger
noahgreycom: looks like a soup, but eats like a meal
what was this again?
beat me with a lyric
fakebook
Wednesday, March 07, 2001
jocoopportunism
cache aids
a well traveled journalists website -- PeterMaass.com | Magazine Articles
hola chicas
Hispanics Draw Even With Blacks In New Census (washingtonpost.com)
inspector gadget
cellphone and pda linked by handspring.
frictionless train
Futuristic Shanghai's Risky Bet: Train on Air
Tuesday, March 06, 2001
tape hissgilded age nostalgia
Plastic | Wall Street Journal -- Bring Back The Aristocracy
dnoted
what would dna sound like if put to music?
drop zoned
"SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian adventurer plans to attempt a world record parachute jump from the edge of space, some 130,000 feet above the Earth's surface. Skydiver Rodd Millner, a former army reservist and night club bouncer, plans to fly to the edge of space using a high altitude helium balloon, then insulated in a pressurized space suit jump off, breaking the sound barrier as he descends. Millner expects to fall at speeds up to 1,118 mph. It will take Millner two and half hours to reach 130,000 feet, but only 10 minutes to parachute to earth. ``I've always respected those who have pushed the boundaries of life particularly those who become pioneers in their particular field of endeavor,'' Millner said. ``Life is about creating challenges then doing whatever you can to meet them, not in a reckless way but in a manner which can lead to the advancement of knowledge,'' he said. Millner's space jump will be filmed and his body monitored by a medical team to gain scientific information on the pressures to the human body in such a fall. High altitude parachuting -- practiced by special forces units -- is usually from around 43,000 feet. Millner is planning to launch his space jump from Alice Springs in the Australian outback in March 2002, but he may get beaten to the drop as a high altitude sky-diving team in the United States hopes to attempt a similar jump this year. "
sniffing around
pat response
david halberstam rips into any notion of applying the tag of greatness to a patrick ewing legacy.
chuck this out
one - two part allen iverson article from espn mag alternatively titlted -- the life of bubba chuck.
use the farce
TAP: Vol 12, Iss. 4. Darth Rumsfeld.
ha ha ha
dale e. news
yahoo tracks which of their news items are emailed most frequently in the past 6 hours.
theyre my boys
you are listening to grand royal radio.
bright test
Monday, March 05, 2001
do raginterview w/a damp ire
FEED | Politics & Society - RE: Christopher Hitchens
left winging it
el burro
timely review
the nytimes website got a little work done on its face today. most notably theyve made their site search obvious and added a second week of free access for the achived articles. one thing that still seemed stupid. they added a few categories on the bottom of the newslinks like oscars, for oscar related news. not a bad idea except had i not been checking the page out i wouldnt have noticed them. if you are going to have shortterm categories, they should be set off from the regular sections to make them more obvious.
the dow of pooh
V-spot
speaking of outer space, jack saturn relaunches with a newlook and purpose. or is he one of those newly anointed postnet slackers ive been hearing about?
namely
"Beijing (dpa) - One of China's biggest sports stars has embarrassed a major sponsor by wearing trousers covered in obscene and sexist English words, local media reported on Saturday. Three-time Olympic diving gold medallist Fu Mingxia wore the offensive clothing at a press conference to promote Coca Cola's Sprite-brand soft drinks in the southern city of Guangzhou on Thursday, the Beijing Morning Post and other newspapers said. Her white trousers were decorated with repeated typewritten words and phrases including "sex", "bitch", "drinking, smoking and sex", "hysterics" as well as swear words, newspaper photographs showed. Fu rushed to the event after her flight from Beijing to Guangzhou was delayed, and she borrowed a friend's clothes when another outfit prepared for her was the wrong size, the newspaper said. No one realized what the English words said until photographers examined their pictures afterwards, it said. "The company is very disappointed ... We meticulously planned the event and did not think that, after all, such details would give people cause to laugh," it quoted a Coca Cola spokeswoman as saying. "You can say it's all because the plane was delayed," the spokeswoman said."
ho hum
i was looking for news about upcoming reality tv shows. not because i like watching them, but the phenomena intrigues me. i saw a mention of Fear Factor on tv hosted by the repairman guy from the show Talk Radio. i guess andy dick wasnt available. the participants compete by attempting things like jumping from the top of an 18 wheeler to another, fully harnassed of course. and then there was boot camp. think obstacle courses and drill seargants. heres a devoted blog. seen it before but...realityblurred.com > the reality TV Web log hey... its not to late to be a contestant.
the final countdown
i wonder if this made it on to mtv. ralph nader video remixed by the beastie boys adrock.
run for you life
product placement
byrd brained
pruning the old shrub
tagline of the week
americas new heroin epidemic: along comes the horse
Sunday, March 04, 2001
art blogbreacher
the last and most eloquent word on el pardonero.
call me frenchie
snitch
U.S. Thinks Agent Revealed Tunnel at Soviet Embassy (serves em right. i mean...go america!)