The Monday Report, CBC's somewhat lacklustre answer to The Daily Show, nevertheless had a great spot today spoofing those sanctimonious 'no pirating' ads with average guys who work in the movie business going on about their down-to-earth jobs. Unfortunately it's not on the website. Some of the best lines:
Charlie Nesman makes bad movies.

"I make a lot of sequels."

"What kind of movies do I like? I like a movie about...a monkey...that gets special powers...and has to play a sport. That's the kind of movie I like."

"I don't know why anyone would steal a movie...unless its to avoid listening to this ad that you have to see before every single movie, and you've just paid 11 dollars and then you still have to sit and listen to me whining and telling you you're a thief, nevermind the 9 dollars you just spent on popcorn."

- sally mckay 3-02-2004 4:56 am




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