There's a sign that says "security camera" on the security camera at Walgreens (drug store chain). I tried to take a picture of it but the manager wouldn't let me. Maybe it's just as well, some things are better in the telling. Anyways, I keep trying to figure out what the sign is really saying. "We're spying on you, and we're telling you we're spying on you - in fact, we're telling you we're spying on you in the same font that we're telling you where the cold medicine is kept". Gotta love that.
The other day the local news ran a story about how crystal meth can be easily made from cold pills and kerosene. (Talk about responsible reporting). I have been fighting a cold and buying box after box of Advil Cold and Sinus, wondering each time how many I can buy before I'm on some FBI watch list. I keep making a big show of how sick I am each time I go in there to buy more, as if the crystal meth guys wouldn't think of doing that too.
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There's a sign that says "security camera" on the security camera at Walgreens (drug store chain). I tried to take a picture of it but the manager wouldn't let me. Maybe it's just as well, some things are better in the telling. Anyways, I keep trying to figure out what the sign is really saying. "We're spying on you, and we're telling you we're spying on you - in fact, we're telling you we're spying on you in the same font that we're telling you where the cold medicine is kept". Gotta love that.
The other day the local news ran a story about how crystal meth can be easily made from cold pills and kerosene. (Talk about responsible reporting). I have been fighting a cold and buying box after box of Advil Cold and Sinus, wondering each time how many I can buy before I'm on some FBI watch list. I keep making a big show of how sick I am each time I go in there to buy more, as if the crystal meth guys wouldn't think of doing that too.
- joester 3-17-2005 4:12 am