Do You have what it takes to be a spy?
From an fluff article on CSIS:
"What does it take to become part of the intriguing world of Canadian
surveillance and intelligence?
"An interest in international affairs, a fascination with what an intelligence organization does: the mystery behind it, the secrecy that surrounds it,"
says Dan Lambert, media liaison officer for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS)."
I'm interested in all that shit! Pick me! Pick me! I also have it on good authority (crap that I make up, all by myself, all the time) that Sally and her so-called neutrino community are developing a device that causes neutrinos to report back on everything they travel through.
And for a more in-depth report on this, all I'll need, right now, is an Amphibious Hydra Spider
But not in yellow. Indigo or black would be way more stealthy. (it really should be a hybrid too).
...and an iPod.
That should be it. Thank you.
I should be more specific about the iPod I want.
I need one with the arm band so that my hands are free for sissy fights with the (alleged) Neutrino community.
Are those the same qualifications as for Governor General?
And dang! Now our proto nano-nano surveillance tech plans are out! Teaching those little neutrino buggers to talk was a nightmare. But we have ways. Once we recruited Mr. Nobody to drive the getaway car the rest fell into place.
Funny you should ask, Governor General is on my career trajectory.
I'm building a few skill sets first.
(need to design new letter head for Rideau Hall)
By way of mnobody: surveillance images from Sudbury
(current location of Sally, Gordon & Rebecca).
...and I don't mean to be gloat, but it looks like someone's getaway vehicle is actually a lot slower than my Fucking Fabulous Amphibious Hydra Spider!
(pictured below in the wrong colour)
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Do You have what it takes to be a spy?
From an fluff article on CSIS:
"What does it take to become part of the intriguing world of Canadian
surveillance and intelligence?
"An interest in international affairs, a fascination with what an intelligence organization does: the mystery behind it, the secrecy that surrounds it,"
says Dan Lambert, media liaison officer for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS)."
I'm interested in all that shit! Pick me! Pick me! I also have it on good authority (crap that I make up, all by myself, all the time) that Sally and her so-called neutrino community are developing a device that causes neutrinos to report back on everything they travel through.
And for a more in-depth report on this, all I'll need, right now, is an Amphibious Hydra Spider
But not in yellow. Indigo or black would be way more stealthy. (it really should be a hybrid too).
...and an iPod.
That should be it. Thank you.
- L.M. 9-18-2005 12:34 am
I should be more specific about the iPod I want.
I need one with the arm band so that my hands are free for sissy fights with the (alleged) Neutrino community.
- L.M. 9-18-2005 12:39 am
Are those the same qualifications as for Governor General?
And dang! Now our proto nano-nano surveillance tech plans are out! Teaching those little neutrino buggers to talk was a nightmare. But we have ways. Once we recruited Mr. Nobody to drive the getaway car the rest fell into place.
- sally mckay 9-18-2005 2:20 am
Funny you should ask, Governor General is on my career trajectory.
I'm building a few skill sets first.
(need to design new letter head for Rideau Hall)
- L.M. 9-18-2005 3:35 am
By way of mnobody: surveillance images from Sudbury
(current location of Sally, Gordon & Rebecca).
...and I don't mean to be gloat, but it looks like someone's getaway vehicle is actually a lot slower than my Fucking Fabulous Amphibious Hydra Spider!
(pictured below in the wrong colour)
- L.M. 9-20-2005 12:24 am