Merry Christmas to all the readers and writers on
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Rumour has it that the war on Christmas has really heated up this year, so I offer to you a more robust (and perhaps just ever so slightly gay) nativity scene as the best defence. (images courtesy of RM Vaughan).
As for those of us in the Canadian Corner, beware of all those creeps bearing gifts. (election time!).
I'm paying attention to the campaigns so that you don't have to, freeing up more time for everyone to visit the Sex Clubs that are popping up everywhere (usually next door to Starbucks) now that the Supreme Court has declared them legal.
(t'was the ruling we were all waiting for, before we went totally crazy this Christmas season. ...stinky couches and carpets aside, the Supreme Court has established that the test for criminal indecency will be based on whether it causes harm, not whether it offends someone's taste)
Thanks--awesome creepy creche! "And what rough ladybug, its hour come round at last, flaps to Bethlehem to be born?"
I shall make an enquiry to RM Vaughan on the theological and doctrinal import of that ladybug saviour.
cool! but you forgot the huge concrete barrier around the nativity scene.
I suspect that the cement mixer got clogged up with glitter.
OK, I'm just gloating now, but I read the Supreme Court's decision on R. v. Kouri
(link courtesy of a lawyer from a mailing list I'm on)
"According to the evidence at trial, access to the bar was only open to couples and a doorman asked prospective clients if they were a liberated couple. If the couple answered yes, they were permitted to enter after paying a $6 fee. The establishment had both a seating area and a dance floor. Every half hour, a black, translucent curtain closed around the dance floor while slow music played for 8 to 12 minutes. At these times, up to seventy people, comprising almost eighty percent of the clientele, would be on the dance floor engaging in group sex activities. These included sexual caresses, masturbation, fellatio and penetration. While the curtain served to separate the dance floor from the rest of the premises, it did not prevent observation of the sexual activities from the seating area"
The funniest part of this excerpt is the $6.00 fee. (can Starbucks compete?)
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Digital Media Tree!
Rumour has it that the war on Christmas has really heated up this year, so I offer to you a more robust (and perhaps just ever so slightly gay) nativity scene as the best defence. (images courtesy of RM Vaughan).
As for those of us in the Canadian Corner, beware of all those creeps bearing gifts. (election time!).
I'm paying attention to the campaigns so that you don't have to, freeing up more time for everyone to visit the Sex Clubs that are popping up everywhere (usually next door to Starbucks) now that the Supreme Court has declared them legal.
(t'was the ruling we were all waiting for, before we went totally crazy this Christmas season. ...stinky couches and carpets aside, the Supreme Court has established that the test for criminal indecency will be based on whether it causes harm, not whether it offends someone's taste)
- L.M. 12-23-2005 6:45 pm
Thanks--awesome creepy creche! "And what rough ladybug, its hour come round at last, flaps to Bethlehem to be born?"
- tom moody 12-23-2005 7:00 pm
I shall make an enquiry to RM Vaughan on the theological and doctrinal import of that ladybug saviour.
- L.M. 12-23-2005 9:43 pm
- sally mckay 12-23-2005 10:39 pm
cool! but you forgot the huge concrete barrier around the nativity scene.
- mnobody (guest) 12-24-2005 12:59 am
I suspect that the cement mixer got clogged up with glitter.
- L.M. 12-24-2005 9:45 pm
OK, I'm just gloating now, but I read the Supreme Court's decision on R. v. Kouri
(link courtesy of a lawyer from a mailing list I'm on)
"According to the evidence at trial, access to the bar was only open to couples and a doorman asked prospective clients if they were a liberated couple. If the couple answered yes, they were permitted to enter after paying a $6 fee. The establishment had both a seating area and a dance floor. Every half hour, a black, translucent curtain closed around the dance floor while slow music played for 8 to 12 minutes. At these times, up to seventy people, comprising almost eighty percent of the clientele, would be on the dance floor engaging in group sex activities. These included sexual caresses, masturbation, fellatio and penetration. While the curtain served to separate the dance floor from the rest of the premises, it did not prevent observation of the sexual activities from the seating area"
The funniest part of this excerpt is the $6.00 fee. (can Starbucks compete?)
- L.M. 12-24-2005 9:51 pm