(Ed Pien did the retarded pumpkin on the right. He and a bunch of other jealous also-rans are threatening to chase me around with their cell phone cameras until my Diana pumpkin smashes against a wall)
This also counts as a Canada Council KEY MOMENT in my art career making me the anointed one for the next 12 months. (Luis Jacob is so last summer)
you photoshopped that! (It's gorgeous). - sally mckay 10-31-2007 4:07 am
Nope. No photoshop. Had to use some weird setting on a borrowed camera to get a decent picture though. Doesn't it make you want to eat a tub of Häagen-Dazs and watch that funeral tape all over again.
It looks like shit when the lights are on.
- L.M. 10-31-2007 4:30 am
You deserved to win. Gorgeous pumpkin. Gorgeous image. Oh, well and Ed's pumpkin does have its charm. - Miss Bobbie Gentry (guest) 10-31-2007 6:18 am
There is nothing charming about Ed's pumpkin. It is so obviously plotting the death of our Queen of Hearts and patron saint of frozen coolwhip. - L.M. 10-31-2007 6:45 am
You're right! Ed's pumpkin possesses an evil leer - and the resemblance to Ed McMahon is scary. - Miss Bobbie Gentry (guest) 10-31-2007 7:01 am
Okay, my hat's off to ya. not at all like Ellen D. that is one FUCKIN SWEET LADY DI PUMPKIN!
You have proven yourself worthy. Next year I will attend. - joester (guest) 10-31-2007 10:50 am
yours is quite the beauty. it may be the toothy smile, the hallmark of a successful jackolantern, that makes it. - bill 10-31-2007 4:04 pm
Very impressive. It even prints out quite well on a standard laser printer. Mom will be impressed. - GMboLM (guest) 11-01-2007 2:55 am
That is very cool, L.M. - Morse (guest) 11-01-2007 5:53 am
Yes bro, send it to mom, she thinks art school was a total waste of money and time. (This will finally prove her wrong.) - L.M. 11-01-2007 7:44 am
Oh my god...it's marvelous! I can't believe the talent you have for carving an image like that I am really really impressed. I cut triangles. - Candy Minx (guest) 11-01-2007 10:20 am
This award winning pumpkin is sad proof that in our celebrity obsessed culture, the object of our adoration inevitably ends up squashed on the sidewalk. - taurusox (guest) 11-01-2007 7:22 pm
I forgot to bring teddy bears when I made my pilgrimage to see the great Diana pumpkin last night. I can faithfully report that she is as transcendental in the orangey flesh as she is in reproduction. - sally mckay 11-01-2007 7:47 pm
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
After this time I finally learned
After the pain and hurt
After all this what have I achieved
I've realized it's time to leave
Cause
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
Living a life of constant change
Every day means the turn of a page
Yesterdays papers are such bad news
Same thing applies to me and you
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
Seems very hard to have just one girl
When there's a million in the world
All of these people just can't wait
To fall right into their big mistake
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
Goodbye England's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our country
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall you
Along England's greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend never will
You're so ready for eBay. Fine work. - tino (guest) 11-02-2007 1:57 am
http://www.amazon.com/After-Diana-Irreverent-Mandy-Merck/dp/1859842658/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product/103-0792348-2340624
baudillard's lamen for diana in this book is the worst thing he wrote. - anthony (guest) 11-02-2007 9:45 am
I took some video of the Sorauren Park Pumpkin Parade last night and none of them were in your league L.M.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlortvVHIY
- tino (guest) 11-02-2007 8:44 pm
Nice footage, tino, I have to embed that.
- L.M. 11-02-2007 10:22 pm
Merci bien!!! Magical night indeed. - tino (guest) 11-04-2007 1:20 am
Diana, Princess of Wales. I WON. I WON.
(Ed Pien did the retarded pumpkin on the right. He and a bunch of other jealous also-rans are threatening to chase me around with their cell phone cameras until my Diana pumpkin smashes against a wall)
This also counts as a Canada Council KEY MOMENT in my art career making me the anointed one for the next 12 months. (Luis Jacob is so last summer)
- L.M. 10-31-2007 3:35 am
shes like a candle in the wind
- bill 10-31-2007 4:03 am
you photoshopped that! (It's gorgeous).
- sally mckay 10-31-2007 4:07 am
Nope. No photoshop. Had to use some weird setting on a borrowed camera to get a decent picture though. Doesn't it make you want to eat a tub of Häagen-Dazs and watch that funeral tape all over again.
It looks like shit when the lights are on.
- L.M. 10-31-2007 4:30 am
You deserved to win. Gorgeous pumpkin. Gorgeous image. Oh, well and Ed's pumpkin does have its charm.
- Miss Bobbie Gentry (guest) 10-31-2007 6:18 am
There is nothing charming about Ed's pumpkin. It is so obviously plotting the death of our Queen of Hearts and patron saint of frozen coolwhip.
- L.M. 10-31-2007 6:45 am
You're right! Ed's pumpkin possesses an evil leer - and the resemblance to Ed McMahon is scary.
- Miss Bobbie Gentry (guest) 10-31-2007 7:01 am
Okay, my hat's off to ya. not at all like Ellen D. that is one FUCKIN SWEET LADY DI PUMPKIN!
You have proven yourself worthy. Next year I will attend.
- joester (guest) 10-31-2007 10:50 am
yours is quite the beauty. it may be the toothy smile, the hallmark of a successful jackolantern, that makes it.
- bill 10-31-2007 4:04 pm
Truely fabulous. My heart weeps.
- C.R. (guest) 10-31-2007 4:44 pm
Very impressive. It even prints out quite well on a standard laser printer. Mom will be impressed.
- GMboLM (guest) 11-01-2007 2:55 am
That is very cool, L.M.
- Morse (guest) 11-01-2007 5:53 am
Yes bro, send it to mom, she thinks art school was a total waste of money and time. (This will finally prove her wrong.)
- L.M. 11-01-2007 7:44 am
Oh my god...it's marvelous! I can't believe the talent you have for carving an image like that I am really really impressed. I cut triangles.
- Candy Minx (guest) 11-01-2007 10:20 am
This award winning pumpkin is sad proof that in our celebrity obsessed culture, the object of our adoration inevitably ends up squashed on the sidewalk.
- taurusox (guest) 11-01-2007 7:22 pm
I forgot to bring teddy bears when I made my pilgrimage to see the great Diana pumpkin last night. I can faithfully report that she is as transcendental in the orangey flesh as she is in reproduction.
- sally mckay 11-01-2007 7:47 pm
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
After this time I finally learned
After the pain and hurt
After all this what have I achieved
I've realized it's time to leave
Cause
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
Living a life of constant change
Every day means the turn of a page
Yesterdays papers are such bad news
Same thing applies to me and you
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
Seems very hard to have just one girl
When there's a million in the world
All of these people just can't wait
To fall right into their big mistake
Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world
(wait for it)
- bill 11-01-2007 7:51 pm
Goodbye England's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our country
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall you
Along England's greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend never will
I'll stop now.
- C.R. (guest) 11-01-2007 8:45 pm
And it seems to me you lived your life
like a pork chop who could talk...
- sally mckay 11-01-2007 10:47 pm
You're so ready for eBay. Fine work.
- tino (guest) 11-02-2007 1:57 am
http://www.amazon.com/After-Diana-Irreverent-Mandy-Merck/dp/1859842658/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product/103-0792348-2340624
baudillard's lamen for diana in this book is the worst thing he wrote.
- anthony (guest) 11-02-2007 9:45 am
I took some video of the Sorauren Park Pumpkin Parade last night and none of them were in your league L.M.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlortvVHIY
- tino (guest) 11-02-2007 8:44 pm
Nice footage, tino, I have to embed that.
- L.M. 11-02-2007 10:22 pm
Merci bien!!! Magical night indeed.
- tino (guest) 11-04-2007 1:20 am