1. Gifts by Artists at Art Metropole - Lots of work has sold out or it's well on it's way to selling out but it's up until January 10 2009, if you've slept on it thus far.
Miles Collyer & Tonik Wojtyra Granola by Artists 2008 500 grams for only $10.00
2. Jonathan Meese at GPCA. Was it the best painting show in 2008 in Toronto? Well second best but a delightful show just as well.
Jonathan Meese DON MASOSCHISSILI 2007 Oil on canvas 24 x 18,40 x 2 cm/ 9 1/2 x 7 1/4 x 0 3/4 in
4. Tino Sehgal podcast at Magasin 3, Stockholm recorded March 6. 2008 - It's not exactly easy listening but it's smart like heaven on earth. Artist talk by Tino Sehgal, March 6, 2008. Duration: 64 min. Language: English. A conversation between Tino Sehgal and Richard Julin, chief curator at Magasin 3. http://www.magasin3.com/mp3/tino_sehgal_podcast.m4a
5. Le Silence de Lorna, Dardenne Brothers at TIFF. Lorna appears in every scene of this wonderful and intense story.
6. The new MacBook Pro from Apple - Like a Harvey's hamburger: A beautiful thing.
8. Paul Butler at MKG127 lambasting Canadian Art's coverage of Toronto's art scene in his type tight Toronto Now Suite. Pull up your sockSSSSS bitches!
Paul Butler Toronto Now Suite 2008 detail, archival tape on magazine pages
10. Michael Phelps' 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics. Baltimore homeboy Phelps has more Olympic gold medals than all of us; 14 if you wanna get technical, plus 2 bronzes from 2004. Eat that.
My grandparents used to say Jak sie masz, so I Googled it and found this comment on Polish Forums:
"Please, don't ever say "Jak sie masz" - it's very, very old fashioned and nowadays no one says like that except... foreigners.
Say "Co slychac" or "Jak leci" instead."
- L.M. 12-18-2008 10:57 pm
Poor Phelps is such a bad interview, even after months of non-stop talking he's still stiff as a board in front of the camera. - joester (guest) 12-19-2008 12:15 am
But wasn't that Phelps who had the best response to a reporter asking how to get a swimmer's body.
"Swim."
- L.M. 12-19-2008 12:26 am
i meant sockSSSSS! :)
- k (guest) 12-19-2008 12:36 am
oh, and that granola? sold out. - k (guest) 12-19-2008 12:36 am
Fixed. I have the awesome super-power to change the past on this blog. - L.M. 12-19-2008 1:15 am
phelps does have a lovely cock - anthony (guest) 12-19-2008 2:21 am
You just took him over and gayed him up, didn't you. You used your fierce gay-male gaze on him, didn't you. - L.M. 12-19-2008 3:24 am
it does not take a ghey to notice his lovely cock http://www.jenisfamous.com/dev/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michael-phelps-speedo.png - anthony (guest) 12-19-2008 8:36 am
Hello. And Bye. - SpiniaMat (guest) 12-11-2012 6:04 pm
Tonik Wojtyra's Top Ten List
1. Gifts by Artists at Art Metropole - Lots of work has sold out or it's well on it's way to selling out but it's up until January 10 2009, if you've slept on it thus far.
Miles Collyer & Tonik Wojtyra Granola by Artists 2008 500 grams for only $10.00
2. Jonathan Meese at GPCA. Was it the best painting show in 2008 in Toronto? Well second best but a delightful show just as well.
Jonathan Meese DON MASOSCHISSILI 2007 Oil on canvas 24 x 18,40 x 2 cm/ 9 1/2 x 7 1/4 x 0 3/4 in
3. Piotr Uklanski, BIALO CZERWONA at Gagosian, NYC. Jak sie masz?
PIOTR UKLAN'SKI
4. Tino Sehgal podcast at Magasin 3, Stockholm recorded March 6. 2008 - It's not exactly easy listening but it's smart like heaven on earth. Artist talk by Tino Sehgal, March 6, 2008. Duration: 64 min. Language: English. A conversation between Tino Sehgal and Richard Julin, chief curator at Magasin 3. http://www.magasin3.com/mp3/tino_sehgal_podcast.m4a
5. Le Silence de Lorna, Dardenne Brothers at TIFF. Lorna appears in every scene of this wonderful and intense story.
6. The new MacBook Pro from Apple - Like a Harvey's hamburger: A beautiful thing.
7. Despite all odds, Damien Hirst trumps, as Lehman Brothers dumps. If you can't appreciate that, your whole perspective is wack.
8. Paul Butler at MKG127 lambasting Canadian Art's coverage of Toronto's art scene in his type tight Toronto Now Suite. Pull up your sockSSSSS bitches!
Paul Butler Toronto Now Suite 2008 detail, archival tape on magazine pages
9. Season 5, The Wire. Sad sad sad Baltimore!
10. Michael Phelps' 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics. Baltimore homeboy Phelps has more Olympic gold medals than all of us; 14 if you wanna get technical, plus 2 bronzes from 2004. Eat that.
- L.M. 12-18-2008 10:54 pm
My grandparents used to say Jak sie masz, so I Googled it and found this comment on Polish Forums:
"Please, don't ever say "Jak sie masz" - it's very, very old fashioned and nowadays no one says like that except... foreigners.
Say "Co slychac" or "Jak leci" instead."
- L.M. 12-18-2008 10:57 pm
Poor Phelps is such a bad interview, even after months of non-stop talking he's still stiff as a board in front of the camera.
- joester (guest) 12-19-2008 12:15 am
But wasn't that Phelps who had the best response to a reporter asking how to get a swimmer's body.
"Swim."
- L.M. 12-19-2008 12:26 am
i meant sockSSSSS! :)
- k (guest) 12-19-2008 12:36 am
oh, and that granola? sold out.
- k (guest) 12-19-2008 12:36 am
Fixed. I have the awesome super-power to change the past on this blog.
- L.M. 12-19-2008 1:15 am
phelps does have a lovely cock
- anthony (guest) 12-19-2008 2:21 am
You just took him over and gayed him up, didn't you. You used your fierce gay-male gaze on him, didn't you.
- L.M. 12-19-2008 3:24 am
it does not take a ghey to notice his lovely cock http://www.jenisfamous.com/dev/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michael-phelps-speedo.png
- anthony (guest) 12-19-2008 8:36 am
Hello. And Bye.
- SpiniaMat (guest) 12-11-2012 6:04 pm