Could someone transcribe ALL the poetry in this clip for Sally.



And would someone advise me on which foul mouthed Scotsman I should marry?

- L.M. 10-08-2010 5:42 am

"And by the way, you take the piss out of Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock. Then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like- which will be every time that something comes on- I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls."
- sally mckay 10-08-2010 12:20 pm


That's some product placement there.
- rob (guest) 10-08-2010 11:08 pm


Sales jumped in Scotland after that episode aired.
- L.M. 10-09-2010 12:09 am


This should have a prenatal warning.

Q: Who writes this F@#$%! stuff?

A: Wikipedia: "Prior to rehearsals, the scripts are sent to a "swearing consultant" in Lancaster called Ian Martin, who adds some of the series' more colourful language."

Not to be confused with other Ian Martins, he has a discreet web presence.
- VB 10-09-2010 12:48 am


If you're gonna cuss, be creative.

When Mark Twain was a journalist, his office mates would hide his pens and candles, just so that they could hear his creative invective.
- VB 10-09-2010 12:51 am


I'm pathetic. I've just watched this clip for the 7th time.
- L.M. 10-09-2010 3:51 am


The Tube Bar tapes from the 70's are a cussing marathon that only starts to get funny after the first 20 minutes IMO
- r.e.c. (guest) 10-09-2010 5:04 am


tube bar tapes - jersey city! and the inspiration for barts calls to moes.
- bill 10-09-2010 12:58 pm


I can't figure out a way to watch this show stateside (legally). I loved the movie though.

- joester (guest) 10-10-2010 6:13 pm


I have the three seasons on my hard drive. (I'll burn some DVDs)
- L.M. 10-10-2010 6:29 pm


I see a bottle of something in your future.

- joester (guest) 10-11-2010 6:09 am





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