"may owls nest in your attic"

If I had the magic to insure that one human-made thing would last forever this might be it.

The Epic of Gilgamesh, Tablet VI, clay, 7th Century BCE.

We saw this object in the ROM exhibition about Mesopatamia. There were a lot of other cuneiform clay tablets as well. This one is relatively recent, although the story itself predates this object. The first instances of cuneiform are from Sumeria. Those people were the first humans we know about to keep written records. Like many written languages, cuneiform started as pictograms and evolved into more abstract symbols. The little marks were made with the ends of reeds, which grew abundantly along the Tigris and Euphrates. Luckily, there was a lot of clay around too. This tablet was made by Assyrians, who followed the Sumerians as the predominant culture in the Fertile Crescent.

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a pretty great story, an epic bro-mance, with lots of really erotic side-kick loyalty action and mythic monster-killing by physically fit young men. There's one section about an epic flood. One guy gets tipped off by the gods and builds a huge boat for his family and a bunch of animals. Once the rains stops, they send out a dove, but it comes back. Later they send out a swallow, and it comes back too. Eventually they send out a raven which doesn't return, so they figure it found some land. Sound familiar? Floods were a big deal in Mesopotamia.

The story also has some great curses. Gilgamesh is devastated when his BFF dies, and in an irrational fit he blames Shamat, the priestess of Ishtar. He says some truly awful things that he later takes back. Here is a snippet, from Stephen Mitchell's 21st century translation:

…may your roof keep leaking and no carpenter fix it,
may wild dogs camp in your bedroom, may owls
nest in your attic, may drunkards vomit
all over you....

Same parts of the curse, translated a bit more rigorously by Andrew George in 1999.

Your festive gown [the drunkard] shall stain [in the dirt!]

[...]
[The roof of your house] no builder shall plaster!
[In your bedroom] the owl shall roost!

Not all cuneiform is narrative. A lot of it is record keeping, or reports on battles, or, just, whatever it was that people need to write down. I think it's all gorgeous.

Look at this gorgeous website! It's the Virtual Museum of Iraq.

Of interest: Playing cards distributed to US troops raising awareness about what to do when encountering archaeological sites and artifacts.

A quote from news release:

"The enemy may use cultural properties -- including ruins, cemeteries and religious buildings -- as firing points," a pocket guide that's part of the training materials warns U.S. military personnel.

Officials are hoping that this new program will inform troops about the importance of protecting the past and respecting the things that are important to the Iraqi and Afghanistan cultures.