third grade graduation
Lucy tells us her childhood is getting a bad yelp review.
RIP Mrs. Dunbar, my first grade teacher. As I advanced through the grades it became apparent that she was extremely good at her job.
1971
1975
Mind Bowling
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
Today I cancled my cable subscription. Who's with me?
Today's email from B.
Guess what? There's a big geomagnetic storm coming tomorrow. Apparently there was an explosion on the sun, which has sent a massive amount of gas and charged particles into space towards Earth.
Maybe I'm making it sound worse than it really is.
I dreamed that a new villain was making the WWWF circuit:
The Shabby Sheik.
Last night I dreamed that I was sitting in an empty warehouse with George Bush and Condaliza Rice (she was white.) Condaliza was delivering a progress report on the administration's newest pet project; an altered version of Nicola Tesla's Earth encompassing electric grid. The Tesla grid was meant to deliver free wireless electricity to all of humanity, the Bush Grid is a wireless network that will allow the virtual takeover of the leaders of every country by locking into the electrical impulses of the human nervous system.
I was sitting on the floor, at their feet, tending to my task of repairing George Jr's favorite childhood toy: A wind-up tin "Death Cube" (think six sided Death Star) of Japanese manufacture. The toy was large, aprox 18" on each side, very intricate and badly battered from years of play. I was exploring the workings of an inner weapons compartment and wondering how the hell I was going to make the thing work when Condaliza kicked me in the elbow, prodding me to work faster.
George Jr: "Goddamn it Leeza, even the looneys will agree that we have to take over Canada when the Taliban hits us next....Hey Gomer, how's the toy?"
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