Last night I dreamed that I was sitting in an empty warehouse with George Bush and Condaliza Rice (she was white.) Condaliza was delivering a progress report on the administration's newest pet project; an altered version of Nicola Tesla's Earth encompassing electric grid. The Tesla grid was meant to deliver free wireless electricity to all of humanity, the Bush Grid is a wireless network that will allow the virtual takeover of the leaders of every country by locking into the electrical impulses of the human nervous system.
I was sitting on the floor, at their feet, tending to my task of repairing George Jr's favorite childhood toy: A wind-up tin "Death Cube" (think six sided Death Star) of Japanese manufacture. The toy was large, aprox 18" on each side, very intricate and badly battered from years of play. I was exploring the workings of an inner weapons compartment and wondering how the hell I was going to make the thing work when Condaliza kicked me in the elbow, prodding me to work faster.
George Jr: "Goddamn it Leeza, even the looneys will agree that we have to take over Canada when the Taliban hits us next....Hey Gomer, how's the toy?"
Recently I had a dream that I invented a dish called Condoleeza Rice, it was a big hit with those at dinner.
And Gomer says, who you callin' Gomer, mfker.
we went to school together mabe you would remember me by rabbit or by amber. i used to get made fun of
we went to school together mabe you would remember me by rabbit or by amber. i used to get made fun of
Guys dont be so mean she is just a femmale.........anyone who has anything else to say tell it to my ass..sets
how can I close comments on this thread?
You have to go to the thread directly (not from /newcomments - it's here: http://www.digitalmediatree.com/steve/comment/19527/ ) and then you will see a link to close the thread (below the post and above where the comments start.)
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I was sitting on the floor, at their feet, tending to my task of repairing George Jr's favorite childhood toy: A wind-up tin "Death Cube" (think six sided Death Star) of Japanese manufacture. The toy was large, aprox 18" on each side, very intricate and badly battered from years of play. I was exploring the workings of an inner weapons compartment and wondering how the hell I was going to make the thing work when Condaliza kicked me in the elbow, prodding me to work faster.
George Jr: "Goddamn it Leeza, even the looneys will agree that we have to take over Canada when the Taliban hits us next....Hey Gomer, how's the toy?"
- steve 11-05-2002 8:11 pm
Recently I had a dream that I invented a dish called Condoleeza Rice, it was a big hit with those at dinner.
- rachael 11-05-2002 8:51 pm [add a comment]
And Gomer says, who you callin' Gomer, mfker.
- jimlouis 11-06-2002 12:53 am [add a comment]
- rabbit (guest) 5-20-2003 6:54 pm [add a comment]
we went to school together mabe you would remember me by rabbit or by amber. i used to get made fun of
- rabbit 5-20-2003 6:56 pm [add a comment]
we went to school together mabe you would remember me by rabbit or by amber. i used to get made fun of
- rabbit 5-20-2003 6:56 pm [add a comment]
I remember someone named amber, but not from my school. What school did you go to?
- steve 5-21-2003 5:37 pm [add a comment]
Guys dont be so mean she is just a femmale.........anyone who has anything else to say tell it to my ass..sets
- anonymous (guest) 11-02-2005 9:25 pm [add a comment]
how can I close comments on this thread?
- steve 5-05-2007 5:09 pm [add a comment]
You have to go to the thread directly (not from /newcomments - it's here: http://www.digitalmediatree.com/steve/comment/19527/ ) and then you will see a link to close the thread (below the post and above where the comments start.)
- jim 5-05-2007 9:46 pm [add a comment]