A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members." "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of wine eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few glasses of wine.
- Skinny 11-07-2000 9:46 pm

Shouldn't Homer Simpson get credit for this post ?
UUUUUmmmmm Dufffff


- bill 11-08-2000 6:06 pm [add a comment]


maybe bush should start drinking again.
- dave 11-08-2000 6:19 pm [add a comment]


This japanese study claims that moderate drinkers have an IQ 3.3 points higher than non drinkers. Wow - and for moderate drinkers! Mine must be like 20 points higher.
- jim 12-07-2000 5:27 pm [add a comment]


  • watch the curve buddy!!!
    - Skinny 12-08-2000 4:52 am [add a comment]






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