Russ & Daughters Cafe


- dave 12-10-2013 12:22 am

Toasted bialy, whitefish salad, wild Baltic lox, slow cooked egg, caviar. $29.
- jim 12-10-2013 5:53 am [add a comment]


that one is called The Schmatta. we honor our lower east side history.

10% off for tenement museum patrons!
- dave 12-10-2013 1:15 pm [add a comment]


  • Customer: What's "The Schmatta"?

    Waiter: Nothing, what's the matter with you?
    - jim 12-10-2013 2:43 pm [add a comment]


  • expect a cease and desist letter from the friars club unless the statute of limitations has run out on that joke.
    - dave 12-10-2013 3:03 pm [add a comment]



Salt bagel toasted with butter and chive cream cheese = the shlemiel
- bill 12-10-2013 1:24 pm [add a comment]





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