seuss ads
I keep seeing a TV commercial for cholesterol drug Crestor, using a very Seussian rhythm and rhyme.
My cholesterol’s high.
It won’t subside,
despite all my effots.
But I won’t lose my pride.
Turns out most cholesterol’s
made inside.
Somehow I doubt they’re paying royalties.
Use Crestor often, sam-I-am, or just don't eat green eggs and ham.
burma-shave poems
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Now available under its new brand, Myanmar-Shave.
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- dave 6-24-2004 3:24 am
I keep seeing a TV commercial for cholesterol drug Crestor, using a very Seussian rhythm and rhyme.
Somehow I doubt they’re paying royalties.
- alex 6-24-2004 11:55 pm [add a comment]
Use Crestor often, sam-I-am, or just don't eat green eggs and ham.
- tom moody 6-25-2004 12:19 am [add a comment]
burma-shave poems
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- bill 6-25-2004 12:26 am [add a comment]
Now available under its new brand, Myanmar-Shave.
- tom moody 6-25-2004 12:29 am [add a comment]