seuss ads
- dave 6-24-2004 3:24 am

I keep seeing a TV commercial for cholesterol drug Crestor, using a very Seussian rhythm and rhyme.

My cholesterol’s high.
It won’t subside,
despite all my effots.
But I won’t lose my pride.
Turns out most cholesterol’s
made inside.

Somehow I doubt they’re paying royalties.

- alex 6-24-2004 11:55 pm [add a comment]



Use Crestor often, sam-I-am, or just don't eat green eggs and ham.

- tom moody 6-25-2004 12:19 am [add a comment]


burma-shave poems

(history)
- bill 6-25-2004 12:26 am [add a comment]


Now available under its new brand, Myanmar-Shave.
- tom moody 6-25-2004 12:29 am [add a comment]





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