Glad to have Randy Johnson as a Yankee (better he were 10 years younger) but he’d better adjust to the big city. He’s on Letterman tonight, and this incident prompts me to predict an item:
Top 10 ways for a sportswriter to get punched out:
#1: Ask Randy Johnson why they call him “the Big Eunuch”
You come up with the other 9.
#2: Ask Mike Tyson to lend you an ear.
#3: Ask Dorothy Hamill about the “Hamill Camel Toe”
#4: Tell Pete Rose you’ll give him good odds on making the Hall of Fame.
#5: Ask Jim Thorpe if he wants to make a few bucks.
#6: High-five Ty Cobb and shout “love the salad, you crazy cracker!”
you cant work billy martin into this ?
#7: Say anything to Billy Martin.
Ask him if it was painful when, due to trademark issues, he had to leave "Billy Ball" behind in Oakland. And was that just one or the set?
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Top 10 ways for a sportswriter to get punched out:
#1: Ask Randy Johnson why they call him “the Big Eunuch”
You come up with the other 9.
- alex 1-11-2005 4:52 pm
#2: Ask Mike Tyson to lend you an ear.
#3: Ask Dorothy Hamill about the “Hamill Camel Toe”
- alex 1-11-2005 7:34 pm [add a comment]
#4: Tell Pete Rose you’ll give him good odds on making the Hall of Fame.
#5: Ask Jim Thorpe if he wants to make a few bucks.
#6: High-five Ty Cobb and shout “love the salad, you crazy cracker!”
- alex 1-11-2005 8:47 pm [add a comment]
you cant work billy martin into this ?
- bill 1-11-2005 8:51 pm [add a comment]
#7: Say anything to Billy Martin.
- alex 1-11-2005 8:54 pm [add a comment]
Ask him if it was painful when, due to trademark issues, he had to leave "Billy Ball" behind in Oakland. And was that just one or the set?
- mark 1-11-2005 10:07 pm [add a comment]