i made the unfortunate error of being kind today. someones mail has been forwarded to my box for the last couple of days and i was able to track them down via google and twitter. now im sitting around waiting for a text and then ill have to deal with talking to someone for upwards to two minutes. that she is an attractive brasilian born actress only makes it more of an inconvenience. thankfully her imdb page only has one notable listing and that was as eye candy for a scene in an iron man movie. but really the worst part is that her spelling is atrocious which i guess can be forgiven considering her backround but misspelling instagram in your twitter header is just flat out negligent.
oh man. a little chatterbox. once she told me she went to columbia for a masters degree, i couldnt help myself. i was compelled to correct her twitter typo. pedantry trumps social niceties once again! thankfully she took it in good humor. that i had her unemployment check probably did not hurt.
meanwhile two shit late season wins and the jets dont get their franchise quarterback in the draft tonight.
I have a good friend who's Portuguese. She can supply some phrases which might come in handy with your new friend. Although Brazilian Portuguese is a little different, so there's no guarantee.
As the Brazilian Day Parade wraps up, a few tired but invigorated celebrants work their way back to their parked car. Taking a short cut through the alley ...
"OMG! Is that a body in the dumpster?"
"No, it's just a manikin."
Doink doink!
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i made the unfortunate error of being kind today. someones mail has been forwarded to my box for the last couple of days and i was able to track them down via google and twitter. now im sitting around waiting for a text and then ill have to deal with talking to someone for upwards to two minutes. that she is an attractive brasilian born actress only makes it more of an inconvenience. thankfully her imdb page only has one notable listing and that was as eye candy for a scene in an iron man movie. but really the worst part is that her spelling is atrocious which i guess can be forgiven considering her backround but misspelling instagram in your twitter header is just flat out negligent.
- dave 4-30-2015 7:48 pm
oh man. a little chatterbox. once she told me she went to columbia for a masters degree, i couldnt help myself. i was compelled to correct her twitter typo. pedantry trumps social niceties once again! thankfully she took it in good humor. that i had her unemployment check probably did not hurt.
meanwhile two shit late season wins and the jets dont get their franchise quarterback in the draft tonight.
- dave 4-30-2015 9:27 pm [add a comment]
I have a good friend who's Portuguese. She can supply some phrases which might come in handy with your new friend. Although Brazilian Portuguese is a little different, so there's no guarantee.
- mark 4-30-2015 10:38 pm [add a comment]
i did not find out if she speaks the international language of futbol as i was too busy correcting her english. if i had the wherewithal to impress her it would be by scoring her a guest spot on a law and order franchise which it is said is a rite of passage for any struggling new york actor.
- dave 4-30-2015 10:59 pm [add a comment]
As the Brazilian Day Parade wraps up, a few tired but invigorated celebrants work their way back to their parked car. Taking a short cut through the alley ...
"OMG! Is that a body in the dumpster?"
"No, it's just a manikin."
Doink doink!
- mark 5-01-2015 3:13 am [add a comment]