New slogan for Viagra: It's not the meat, it's the tumidity. - alex 7-25-2001 10:40 pm [add a comment]
For St Francis: It's not the feat, it's the humility. - alex 7-26-2001 1:41 am [add a comment]
Someone sent me this today; seems timely.
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: > > Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, > Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. > > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced > that it has settled on Mycoxafailin. > > Also considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, > Mydixadud, and Alimpdixafixit.
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't
know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the
register.
There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades
on. She
says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod
and
reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the
counter I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that
it
makes."
She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said,
"That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line...It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00."
She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for,
so I' ll
take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to
get her
purse and farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes
that
there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind, he
wouldn't know
that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00,
and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
Sorry it was the stupidity, no heat, no studidity.
- jim 7-25-2001 8:47 pm
New slogan for Viagra:
It's not the meat, it's the tumidity.
- alex 7-25-2001 10:40 pm [add a comment]
For St Francis:
It's not the feat, it's the humility.
- alex 7-26-2001 1:41 am [add a comment]
Someone sent me this today; seems timely.
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
>
> Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin,
> Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced
> that it has settled on Mycoxafailin.
>
> Also considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
> Mydixadud, and Alimpdixafixit.
- jimlouis 7-26-2001 1:50 am [add a comment]
somebody say stupid (I got sent this today too) :
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00."
She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I' ll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get her purse and farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
Sorry it was the stupidity, no heat, no studidity.
- bill 7-26-2001 2:05 am [add a comment]
Lincoln on McLellan:
It's not defeat, it's the timidity.
- alex 8-09-2001 9:09 pm [add a comment]