I love it when these guys call. So far I've kept two of them on the phone for half an hour each. The last one I kept saying stuff like "How did you get my phone number?! Are you spying on my computer?! I think what you are doing is illegal! etc." in a really freaked out voice. Then bursting into laughter, falling silent, and asking him lots and lots of questions to make him crazy. Me: Do you work for Microsoft? Him: Yes. Me: Really? The name of the company that pays you is Microsoft? Him: Yes. Me: So you are telling me that Microsoft is spying on me? Him: What? Me: I think you are lying. Him: I am not lying, M'am. Me: I think you are just calling to offer me some bogus tech support so you can get all my information and steal my identity. Him: What is tax support? Me: Silence. Him: what is this tax support? We are not offering any tax support. Me: It's when you call and say you can help fix my computer. Him: yes, your computer is running slowly and we can fix it. Me: How do you know my computer is running slowly? Him: The microsoft certificate is not operating properly. Me: what is a microsoft certificate? Him: I will tell you, the microsoft certificate says that your computer is not running properly. Me: Yeah, you said that. But what is it? Is it a software program? Did you put something on my computer to spy on me? Him: Please turn on your computer and I will tell you what it is. Me: Do you think I am crazy? I am not going to let you get access to anything on my computer. Him: But I want to help you. Me: You want to steal from me. Etc.etc. Went on and on FOREVER. Finally I told him I was on a mac and he yelled "Then why am I wasting my time with you?!" and hung up. LOL.
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- sally mckay 3-02-2012 5:00 pm