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im putting my money on him landing in tennessee.
turns out i will gladly suffer through my dentists story about his daughter telling him in his late 50s that it was time to retire his speedos if he will perform a 5 minute procedure for free. i just wish there was a fee chart for future visits that i could choose from. god only knows what a root canal would cost but i imagine that a story about inappropriate touching from a high school gym teacher might be involved.
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