...more recent posts
snow din
Here's my latest web posting game proposition. Find a post that represents a hypothetically typical post from a ficticious blogger constructed by combining two real bloggers.
Here's my entry from a hypotheitcal Bill Schwarz / Skinny combo blogger.
What, you've got more important things to do?
Colossal squid Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni recovered "virtually intact" from antarctic waters.
Forget the war, the Times has real news: Woodcock courting! I don't see why this isn't on the front page regularly. Of course, being the Times, they get something wrong: although the birds are often in Central Park, they are not generally observed displaying.
classic videogame expo
iraq body count
You just can't trust those dolphins.
You know Ari Fleischer's lyin' about 90% of the time, but it's always nice to catch him in one. Here's what he said Mar. 28 about the difficulty of the Iraq invasion:
"The statements the White House has always made about this is that people should be prepared for the fact that it would go longer," Fleischer said. "That's exactly how the White House explained what we expect.
"When the White House says to you that it can be long, lengthy and dangerous, we're anticipating that any number of scenarios can develop."
*sound of buzzer*
Here's what the Administration and its supporters (OK, it wasn't precisely the White House) said during the run-up to war (compiled by Salon):
Vice President Dick Cheney, on NBC's "Meet the Press" March 16:
"The read we get on the people of Iraq is there is no question but that they want to get rid of Saddam Hussein and they will welcome as liberators the United States when we come to do that."
"My guess is even significant elements of the Republican Guard are likely as well to want to avoid conflict with the U.S. forces and are likely to step aside."
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN March 23:
"The course of this war is clear. The outcome is clear. The regime of Saddam Hussein is gone. It's over. It will not be there in a relatively reasonably predictable period of time."
"And the people in Iraq need to know that: that it will not be long before they will be liberated."
Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, in a speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars March 11:
"Over and over, we hear reports of Iraqis here in the United States who manage to communicate with their friends and families in Iraq, and what they are hearing is amazing. Their friends and relatives want to know what is taking the Americans so long. When are you coming?"
"In a meeting last week at the White House, one of these Iraqi-Americans said, 'A war with Saddam Hussein would be a war for Iraq, not against Iraq.'"
"The Iraqi people understand what this crisis is about. Like the people of France in the 1940s, they view us as their hoped-for liberator. They know that America will not come as a conqueror. Our plan -- as President Bush has said -- is to 'remain as long as necessary and not a day more.'"
Richard Perle, recently resigned chairman of the Defense Policy Board, in a PBS interview July 11, 2002:
"Saddam is much weaker than we think he is. He's weaker militarily. We know he's got about a third of what he had in 1991."
"But it's a house of cards. He rules by fear because he knows there is no underlying support. Support for Saddam, including within his military organization, will collapse at the first whiff of gunpowder. "
Ken ("Cakewalk") Adelman, former U.N. ambassador, in an Op-Ed for the Washington Post, Feb. 13, 2002:
"I believe demolishing Hussein's military power and liberating Iraq would be a cakewalk. Let me give simple, responsible reasons: (1) It was a cakewalk last time; (2) they've become much weaker; (3) we've become much stronger; and (4) now we're playing for keeps.
Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, in a breakfast meeting March 4, 2003:
"What you'd like to do is have it be a short, short conflict. The best way to do that is have such a shock on the system, the Iraqi regime would have to assume early on the end is inevitable."
Christopher Hitchens, Vanity Fair writer, in a debate Jan. 28, 2003:
"This will be no war -- there will be a fairly brief and ruthless military intervention.
"The president will give an order. [The attack] will be rapid, accurate and dazzling ... It will be greeted by the majority of the Iraqi people as an emancipation. And I say, bring it on."
one for you oregonians before they start hauling you away for being terrorists.
That perfect link I hope to find
Check MetaFilter for the 40th time
I left a comment, I hope you see
How this issue pertains to me
Semantic web, RSS, and e-mail
Single white guy seeks athletic female
I'm busy building the digital commons
Cook me up another bowl of ramen
via the morning news:
Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million.
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
I can't find the Beavis and Butthead thread, but this is relevant:
Retired Gen. Barry R. McCaffrey said the Army and Marine forces converging on the Republican Guard south of Baghdad will have no choice but to continue to attack those Iraqi defenders. "We've got no option, we're committed," he said. But, he added, "I wouldn't go into Baghdad before I had another armored division come up into my rear."
On a more serious note, this comes from a back-of-the-Washington Post article that gives a more realistic (ie pessimistic) prediction from the Pentagon about the length of our stay in Iraq, the difficulties we'll be facing, etc. I've asked my brother to send me a link.
Mr. Wilson, what's your take on this? Catholics propose St. Isidore as patron saint of internet users. (That's Saint Isidore of Seville Sanctus Isidorus Hispalensis, of course.) Surely we can do better than that?
Oklahoma up by fifteen over Cal but OU doesn't hold on to a lead very well so lookout, Hollis Price playing with injury, Bookout recovering from flu, Quannas White hitting his threes.
Not much info, but there is supposedly an "EMERGENCY PROTEST TODAY, TIMES SQUARE 5:00PM, Thursday, March 20."
There is no permit for this action.
Come help Samoa cerebrate his 45th birthday with his fabulous country band,
The Lonely Samoans!!
Monday, March 24th. 8pm sharp.
@ The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery St
212.614.0505
Dear MoveOn folks in the New York area,
This Saturday, March 22, tens or even hundreds of thousands of us will finally get the opportunity to march for peace in New
York City. The march is fully legal. I've attached a memo
from organizer Leslie Cagan that gives the details, but here's
the basic information:
When: 12 Noon, Saturday March 22
Where: Assembling between 42nd and 36th street on Broadway
More Info
I'll be there. I hope you can make it too. If hundreds of
thousands of us take to the streets, we'll send a strong
message that New Yorkers continue to oppose this war.
Sincerely,
--Eli Pariser
International Campaigns Director
MoveOn.org
March 18, 2003
That Steve Forbes sure has some good ideas. It's a shame he didn't get further in his election campaign. Still, that hasn't stopped him from chiming in with lots of helpful advice:
"How about Newt Gingrich as our high-commissioner-equivalent in Iraq?"Please, anybody, how do I get off this ride?
I thought it might be fun to go to the NCAA final four college basketball games in the Superdome the first week of April. I can get a single ticket, lower level, midcourt, for the semi-final and final games (I guess that would be a total of three separate games) for 6500 US dollars. I can get the three game package for nosebleed seats behind the goals for 650 US dollars apiece. If I chose to just attend the final, I could get the good seats for the bargain price of 1300 dollars. So I thought I might just watch the games on TV. Go Sooners.
how many city blocks (street and avenue) to a mile?
And don't forget to Make Tea.