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hot pink slug
the irony was somewhat lost on my dentist that his story about needing to school his proctologist on bedside manner might not exactly be appropriate moments before he put his fingers in my mouth. that i gagged uncomfortably on the cotton dental rolls moments later was entirely coincidental.
first meal at aka my bike seat was stolen. second to last meal at alias the lights on my bike were stolen. got to hand it to the scumbags on clinton street, they are nothing if not devotees of symmetry.
"OH NO!!!...Someone just sent me an itemized list of every phone call I've made or received,the length of the conversations,and their respective points of origin!
Wait,..That's my phone bill.
Nevermind."
as i was riding by i just assumed there was an early hannukah sale at j & r. turns out it was a casting call for the next mel brooks zombie movie.
spoiler: the messiah did it.
giant rodent kills man in belarus. be careful with your ridiculous wildlife photo ops, i guess is the lesson from this one.
… it might have been a minor CME that left the sun without drawing attention to itself.
manhattanhenge
new skyline
Seabreeze - Daytona, Florida. Circa 1904.
"Perhaps culture is now the counterculture" / a defense of the humanities
i still cant decide if this is a joke or not but with friends like these who needs facebook.
first citibike image from grand st.
hey skinny, potential packaging for Bow and Arrow?
I found this on fb. Not really in his voice though. Tom watch
how little i know or understand of shakespeare is made apparent in that i misunderstood the most famous phrase in his body of work. i must have been daydreaming when that was explained in 9th grade english class.
saw this out on the hudson last week. seemed unusual but didnt realize how much.
9th street bakery must leave in June