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Orchard Street Hell Hole Consumes 2 Parking Cones and a Biker
texas in the 70s
fuck yeah, 66 & overcast.
The oldest, tallest tree in NYC. Located in Alley Pond Park. Well, okay, "probably" the oldest. And the tallest that has been "carefully measured".
yowza, i thought its been uncomfortably hot here....
iphone users in red, android in green
Hey Alex look what showed up on our fire escape. Family roosing on neighboring bldg.
Dave, didn't you go to school with her?
2nd ave subway construction pix
patton oswalt on joke thievery, heckling & rape jokes
venice underwater
some very bad iphone photos of Lorna's luscious show
hot pink slug
the irony was somewhat lost on my dentist that his story about needing to school his proctologist on bedside manner might not exactly be appropriate moments before he put his fingers in my mouth. that i gagged uncomfortably on the cotton dental rolls moments later was entirely coincidental.
first meal at aka my bike seat was stolen. second to last meal at alias the lights on my bike were stolen. got to hand it to the scumbags on clinton street, they are nothing if not devotees of symmetry.
"OH NO!!!...Someone just sent me an itemized list of every phone call I've made or received,the length of the conversations,and their respective points of origin!
Wait,..That's my phone bill.
Nevermind."
as i was riding by i just assumed there was an early hannukah sale at j & r. turns out it was a casting call for the next mel brooks zombie movie.
spoiler: the messiah did it.
