Cat Drugs
The Cleaning Lady told Bernadette this morning that last week my cat, whose name actually is Virginia, no pseudonyms for the cat, apparently exhibited behavior unbecoming a well bred feline and hissed at her in such fashion as to prevent her passage. I might argue here that it was fear which actually prevented the cleaning lady's passage as the cat itself, however daunting she is in freak out mode, is still just a cat and could be removed as obstruction with a swift kick or most reliably a spritz of water from a spray bottle. This is not in any way meant to remove me as a culpable participant in the raising of a slightly unpredictable ill-behaved little shit of a cat behind whom on arms and faces and ankles of the many there is an etched trail of blood. I've tried drugs of all sorts, LSD and other hallucinogens, opiates a plenty, stimulates whose names I have forgotten, even an occasional antacid but these seem to have little effect on the cat, who remains predictably, understandably, unimpressed with my former drug use. And the man says, if I could walk that way I wouldn't need a doctor.
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