Jackhammer
I'm not one of those anti-immigrant types who says you gotta speak the language to live here but I do believe your language skills should exceed my hearing skills if that word you are saying after Pepsi is diet and you know damn well I am not ordering diet Pepsi. That was strike two because I'm arriving at the plate already with a strike for being at this fast food nightmare on PepsiCo Street in the first place. Do I want KFC or Taco Bell or Pizza Hut or all three? You get out of the fast food game for awhile and, bloody hell, it's like starting over. I got this Taco Supreme Box and I don't want to ruin it for you but it comes in a box. Also one of the taco shells is made of nacho cheese Doritos. I forgot to tell you I'm in Penn Station for this waiting on the 171 to Culpeper, early because I was escaping the sound of jackhammers chipping through the asphalt and concrete five floors below, me in bed reading Flann O'Brien. There isn't a third strike, always just the two, but if there ever did come the third one I would go down looking.
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