Google Maps satellite image of a... um... well... weather balloon? Swamp gas? Atmospheric anomaly? (via robotwisdom)
"Our first winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie," said Rebecca Paul, chief executive of the Tennessee Lottery. "The second winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie. The third winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie."
Investigators visited dozens of Chinese restaurants, takeouts and buffets. Then they called fortune cookie distributors and learned that many different brands of fortune cookies come from the same Long Island City factory, which is owned by Wonton Food and churns out four million a day.
Investigators visited dozens of Chinese restaurants, takeouts and buffets. Then they called fortune cookie distributors and learned that many different brands of fortune cookies come from the same Long Island City factory, which is owned by Wonton Food and churns out four million a day.
This is a web version of Aspen, a multimedia magazine of the arts published by Phyllis Johnson from 1965 to 1971. Each issue came in a customized box filled with booklets, phonograph recordings, posters, postcards — one issue even included a spool of Super-8 movie film. It's all here.
Here is the smoking gun:
"C [Dearlove] reported on his recent talks in Washington. There was a perceptible shift in attitude. Military action was now seen as inevitable. Bush wanted to remove Saddam, through military action, justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD. But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy.
It is not surprising on the face of it that Bush had decided on the Iraq war by summer of 2002. It it is notable that Dearlove noticed a change in views on the subject from earlier visits. By summer of 2002, the Afghanistan war had wound down and al-Qaeda was on the run, so Bush no longer felt vulnerable and was ready to go forward with his long-cherished project of an Iraq War. What is notable is that all this was not what Bush was telling us.
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Goldsmith's hands trembled as he reached out for the chainsaw rig. He saw himself and the others sitting in the Hague, one day, facing the same judges that Milosevic harangued. Charged. But it is a long way from Crawford to the Hague. The man from Connecticut with the cowboy boots and the fake twang would get away with it. They would all get away with it. But people would know they had lied.
-juan cole
FANTASIAS
The structural necessity of multiple inconsistent fantasies laid out
in a continuous SOUND RECITAL for and within the closing day of
"I Is Had Gone" a show of The Painting of the Real
with
Amy Granat (violin) & Jutta Koether (keys)
John Moros (sampler) & Chuck Nanney (kaoss pad)
Saturday, May 7
2pm -4.30 pm
at
Thomas Erben Gallery
516 W. 20th St.
NY NY 10011
tel: 212-645-8701
The structural necessity of multiple inconsistent fantasies laid out
in a continuous SOUND RECITAL for and within the closing day of
"I Is Had Gone" a show of The Painting of the Real
with
Amy Granat (violin) & Jutta Koether (keys)
John Moros (sampler) & Chuck Nanney (kaoss pad)
Saturday, May 7
2pm -4.30 pm
at
Thomas Erben Gallery
516 W. 20th St.
NY NY 10011
tel: 212-645-8701
could you hold this leash for a sec. thanks. click. (?!)
According to my calendar, someone's got a birthday today!
Spring Is Now!
May Day, 2005
Prospect Park
Double-crested Cormorant
Great Egret
Black-crowned Night-Heron
Canada Goose
Mute Swan
Mallard
Osprey (5pm flyover.)
Red-tailed Hawk
Solitary Sandpiper (Upper Pool.)
Spotted Sandpiper (A few.)
Laughing Gull
Ring-billed Gull
Herring Gull
Rock Pigeon
Mourning Dove
Belted Kingfisher
Red-bellied Woodpecker
Yellow-bellied Sapsucker (Ravine.)
Downy Woodpecker
Hairy Woodpecker
Northern Flicker
Eastern Kingbird (Nethermead, S of Arches.)
Blue-headed Vireo
Warbling Vireo
Blue Jay
American Crow
Fish Crow
Tree Swallow
Northern Rough-winged Swallow
Bank Swallow (Lake.)
Barn Swallow
Tufted Titmouse
House Wren (Sullivan Hill.)
Ruby-crowned Kinglet
Blue-gray Gnatcatcher
Veery (Ambergill.)
Gray-cheeked Thrush (1 certain; 1 red-tinged bird maybe Bicknell's... Nelly's Lawn/Vale; south of Rose Garden.)
Hermit Thrush
Wood Thrush (Peninsula.)
American Robin
Gray Catbird
Northern Mockingbird
European Starling
Blue-winged Warbler (Seen on Quaker Hill; a few heard around.)
Northern Parula (Several.)
Yellow Warbler (Good numbers throughout.)
Yellow-rumped Warbler
Black-throated Green Warbler (Lookout Hill.)
Blackburnian Warbler (Lookout Hill.)
Pine Warbler (Bright male, Breeze Hill.)
Prairie Warbler
Palm Warbler
Black-and-white Warbler
American Redstart (A few.)
Prothonotary Warbler (1st spring male, Ravine, moving down the stream from the waterfall.)
Ovenbird (Several.)
Northern Waterthrush
Louisiana Waterthrush (1 at waterside south of Breeze Hill.)
Common Yellowthroat
Hooded Warbler (Ravine, singing along the stream.)
Eastern Towhee (Several.)
Chipping Sparrow
Song Sparrow
Swamp Sparrow
White-throated Sparrow
Northern Cardinal
Rose-breasted Grosbeak (Several moving around Lookout Hill.)
Red-winged Blackbird
Common Grackle
Brown-headed Cowbird
Baltimore Oriole (Several.)
House Finch
American Goldfinch
House Sparrow
May Day, 2005
Prospect Park
Double-crested Cormorant
Great Egret
Black-crowned Night-Heron
Canada Goose
Mute Swan
Mallard
Osprey (5pm flyover.)
Red-tailed Hawk
Solitary Sandpiper (Upper Pool.)
Spotted Sandpiper (A few.)
Laughing Gull
Ring-billed Gull
Herring Gull
Rock Pigeon
Mourning Dove
Belted Kingfisher
Red-bellied Woodpecker
Yellow-bellied Sapsucker (Ravine.)
Downy Woodpecker
Hairy Woodpecker
Northern Flicker
Eastern Kingbird (Nethermead, S of Arches.)
Blue-headed Vireo
Warbling Vireo
Blue Jay
American Crow
Fish Crow
Tree Swallow
Northern Rough-winged Swallow
Bank Swallow (Lake.)
Barn Swallow
Tufted Titmouse
House Wren (Sullivan Hill.)
Ruby-crowned Kinglet
Blue-gray Gnatcatcher
Veery (Ambergill.)
Gray-cheeked Thrush (1 certain; 1 red-tinged bird maybe Bicknell's... Nelly's Lawn/Vale; south of Rose Garden.)
Hermit Thrush
Wood Thrush (Peninsula.)
American Robin
Gray Catbird
Northern Mockingbird
European Starling
Blue-winged Warbler (Seen on Quaker Hill; a few heard around.)
Northern Parula (Several.)
Yellow Warbler (Good numbers throughout.)
Yellow-rumped Warbler
Black-throated Green Warbler (Lookout Hill.)
Blackburnian Warbler (Lookout Hill.)
Pine Warbler (Bright male, Breeze Hill.)
Prairie Warbler
Palm Warbler
Black-and-white Warbler
American Redstart (A few.)
Prothonotary Warbler (1st spring male, Ravine, moving down the stream from the waterfall.)
Ovenbird (Several.)
Northern Waterthrush
Louisiana Waterthrush (1 at waterside south of Breeze Hill.)
Common Yellowthroat
Hooded Warbler (Ravine, singing along the stream.)
Eastern Towhee (Several.)
Chipping Sparrow
Song Sparrow
Swamp Sparrow
White-throated Sparrow
Northern Cardinal
Rose-breasted Grosbeak (Several moving around Lookout Hill.)
Red-winged Blackbird
Common Grackle
Brown-headed Cowbird
Baltimore Oriole (Several.)
House Finch
American Goldfinch
House Sparrow
Bird News, Good and Bad
The confirmation of Ivory-billed Woodpecker in Arkansas is pretty amazing. I remember the “probably extinct” designation from childhood field guides, and dutifully skeptical ornithologists have been discounting supposed sightings for decades. Most of those probably were phantoms, and now it turns out that much of the searching was in the wrong place, but it’s still hard to believe that such a large bird could go undetected for 60 years. Of course if you’ve ever tried to find a purportedly “conspicuous” bird, even in a relatively small area like Central Park, you’d know how inconspicuous they can be when they want. The reappearance of the Ivory-billed is an index of the success of conservation and consciousness-change over the past century, as the once vast bottomland forests of the south recover from the wholesale logging of old.
If the Ivory-billed is a tragedy in reverse, our local Red-tailed Hawk saga has taken a turn for the worse, though their prospects are probably still better than the woodpeckers’. It now seems clear that the 5th Ave. nest has failed, as the female has been sitting on it for over 45 days with no sign of hatchlings. This is sad, but not totally unexpected. There were failures in 1993 and 94, both years when the nest was newly constructed. It’s probable that a second year’s accumulation of twigs is necessary to properly cushion the eggs in this location, and it’s likely that the birds will try again next year, with a better chance for success.
The confirmation of Ivory-billed Woodpecker in Arkansas is pretty amazing. I remember the “probably extinct” designation from childhood field guides, and dutifully skeptical ornithologists have been discounting supposed sightings for decades. Most of those probably were phantoms, and now it turns out that much of the searching was in the wrong place, but it’s still hard to believe that such a large bird could go undetected for 60 years. Of course if you’ve ever tried to find a purportedly “conspicuous” bird, even in a relatively small area like Central Park, you’d know how inconspicuous they can be when they want. The reappearance of the Ivory-billed is an index of the success of conservation and consciousness-change over the past century, as the once vast bottomland forests of the south recover from the wholesale logging of old.
If the Ivory-billed is a tragedy in reverse, our local Red-tailed Hawk saga has taken a turn for the worse, though their prospects are probably still better than the woodpeckers’. It now seems clear that the 5th Ave. nest has failed, as the female has been sitting on it for over 45 days with no sign of hatchlings. This is sad, but not totally unexpected. There were failures in 1993 and 94, both years when the nest was newly constructed. It’s probable that a second year’s accumulation of twigs is necessary to properly cushion the eggs in this location, and it’s likely that the birds will try again next year, with a better chance for success.
thirsty traveler
Partial list of Arianna Huffington's "celebrity bloggers" (here's the NYT background story if you don't know what this is about.)
fake or foto
unrelated quote of the day --
"I wonder if identifying Tom Arnold as an "actor" wasn't another subtle insertion of LA Times deadpan humor. Arnold does something on screen in The Stupids, McHale's Navy, and Soul Plane, but I'm not sure it could be characterized by even the most charitable as "acting."" - james wolcott
unrelated quote of the day --
"I wonder if identifying Tom Arnold as an "actor" wasn't another subtle insertion of LA Times deadpan humor. Arnold does something on screen in The Stupids, McHale's Navy, and Soul Plane, but I'm not sure it could be characterized by even the most charitable as "acting."" - james wolcott
Major League Baseball signs deal with Six Apart to produce MLBlogs.
Wooden cell phones (via Cory A)
Retrospective: John Cassavetes by Tim Applegate
[....]
Maybe in a hundred years, assuming there's anybody left around, people will be amused at their great-grandparents' failure to grasp the self-evident idea that what was called literature was a niche-marketed intellectual property, and that the war between the outlaws and the canonicals was another dispute between Big-Endians and Small-Endians. (Half a dozen people with a taste for the recherché will even get the allusion.) You can already see the borders getting porous. Final quiz: where do you put A) Mary Gaitskill, B) Nicholson Baker, C) Neal Stephenson, D) Jonathan Lethem? Canonicals or alt.canonicals? Or should we call them, along with Foer, Wallace and so on, postcanonicals? (Just plain ''writers'' would put the taxonomists out of business.) ''Don't join too many gangs,'' Robert Frost advised us back in 1936, but for the past 50 years or so, writers haven't had much choice: who you hang out with, and who watches your back, defines what you are. ''The Outlaw Bible'' still posits a literary East L.A., with palefaces and redskins tagging and throwing up signs. With a little luck, we won't have to live here much longer.
For more than a century, it has caused excitement and frustration in equal measure - a collection of Greek and Roman writings so vast it could redraw the map of classical civilisation. If only it was legible.
Now, in a breakthrough described as the classical equivalent of finding the holy grail, Oxford University scientists have employed infra-red technology to open up the hoard, known as the Oxyrhynchus Papyri, and with it the prospect that hundreds of lost Greek comedies, tragedies and epic poems will soon be revealed.
alex mentioned thats hes got like 200 or so unread comments on the tree. sounds like he got some pretty screwed up priorities. too much working and hanging out in the park. so if youd like to say something to alex that hell never read, comment here.
laine Scarry
For the past year, we have spoken unceasingly about the events of September 11, 2001 . But one aspect of that day has not yet been the topic of open discussion: the difficulty we had as a country defending ourselves; as it happened, the only successful defense was carried out not by our professional defense apparatus but by the passengers on Flight 93, which crashed in Pennsylvania . The purpose of this essay is to examine that difficulty, and the one success, and ask if they suggest that something in our defense arrangements needs to be changed. Whatever the ultimate answer to that question, we at least need to ask it since defending the country is an obligation we all share.
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Last Monday kicked off a new weekly movie series at aKa featuring Jean Moreau in Bay of Angels (La Baie des Anges). This upcoming Monday will be number two:
Hello friends, join us for our second AKA MONDAY NIGHT MOVIE- APRIL 18, 8:30 - still with the $3 margaritas and $5 dollar tacos - and some large screen technicolor wackiness...
"A song I want to express in my films with a boisterous, even lunatic cry."
GIANTS AND TOYS 95 minutes 1958 dir. Yasuzo Masumura
When three rival candy companies go to war for market supremacy, World Caramels enlists a lower-class girl with appallingly bad teeth to be their new spokesmodel. In a world of industrial spies, hostile takeovers and boardroom hysterics, the animal instincts of this overnight star prove to be the most cutthroat of all.
This razor-sharp, fast-paced attack on post-war corporate society and TV culture plays like a Japanese combination of Dr. Strangelove and Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? More valid today than the day it was made, New Wave master Yasuzo Masumura's DaieiScope explosion of color, sound, and acid wit ranks with the best satires of Billy Wildre and Frank Tashlin.
