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tivo as distribution hub

restaurant makeover on food network

I don't remember Dave's pickup truck sounding exactly like this, but for some reason the video made me remember riding along on many an Atwells Ave to The Coffee Exchange run. (34 MB Quicktime movie)

rip rp

the third man is on tcm at eight and reruns tomorrow at six.

has woody made a movie that people might actually want to see?

"In Thursday’s post I mentioned that my first big Olduvai entry would be a visual history of Proboscideans in North America. In looking over what I was getting myself into, I of course discovered that there was no way I could draw and “colorize” (at least – more if you subdivide Gomphotherium at all) 15 different genera spanning 14+ million years of elephantness. Next time I review and research first, open mouth later."

"It'll be the train, Walter, just the way you want it. Straight down the line."

i was never a particular devotee but if you have a hankering for neon and cigarette boats you might want to turn on tvland for their all-day miami vice marathon.

the ny times jumps the blog.

Boondocks


Samuel L. Jackson plays Gin Rummi, a white hip-hop gansta who's a cross between the fictional character Jules Winnfield (of Pulp Fiction) and the real life character Donald Rumsfeld.

Rummi is back from a tour in Iraq looking from WMDs.

Rummi: Well no we ain't find none. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Rummi: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Rummi: What country are you from?
Riley: What?
Rummi: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in what?
Riley: What?
Rummi: English mother f***er! Do you speak it?
Riley: Yeah.
Rummi: So you understand the words I'm saying to you!
Riley: Yeah.
Rummi: Well what I'm saying is that there are known known and known unknown. But there are also unknown things that we don't know that we know.
Riley: What?
Rummi: Say what again! Say what again, mother f***er! I dare you! I double dare you! Say what one more time!

That's just a taste of the Best Boondocks Ever.

im flummoxed by r smiths need to crunch fashion and art colors in this mash-up review.

this is the worst idea since mtv's house of style crunched fashion and grunge music.

my neighbor had jury duty yesterday, and if i heard him correctly, they had wifi available while you wait but they charge $8 for the privilege. i wonder how much they charged for air. glad to see commerce alive and well in the halls of justice. although i was excited to hear it said that if you bring a guilty verdict, you get a free metro card and twofers for the matinee performance of spamalot.

chef interrupted interrupted

"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college." ¯ Kurt Vonnegut

from the editor of disinformation - rare erotica blog

hotline blog: now with more 'bling'.

larry david - from radical narcissist to radical environmentalist

rebuilding stonehenge on NGEO now

SHELLEY BERMAN, the veteran actor and comedian, balled up a fist and held it against one of his ears. "This is the way you hold a phone," he said. "This" - he extended his thumb and pinky in imitation of a telephone receiver - "is ridiculous! This is not how you hold a phone."

from : When Larry David Calls, You Answer

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Where are the insightful posts about Sharon leaving Likud? I don't know what to make of this but I can't find much written about it.

the umbrellas of cherbourg on sundance at 730.

did any of you watch lidsville way back when? and if so, do you recommend it for a 2 year old who loves all the pixar movies?