got a car? drive-in movies in may
doesnt seem possible but ive actually gained weight on a diet of steak sandwiches, hamburgers, french fries, pork dumplings, bacon and egg sandwiches, chicken salad sandwiches, coffee cake muffins, brioche, cashews, snickers ice cream bars and perrier. must be the carbonation, right?

should i exercise to lose weight or just induce a mild coma? oh, who am i kidding? tell them to put me on the low fat feeding tube.

"What can be done to fix the situation?

[Long pause] You'd have to fire or execute ninety percent of the editors and executives. You'd actually have to start promoting people from the newsrooms to be editors who you didn't think you could control. And they're not going to do that."
Mark, make sure you see Trombone Shorty when you go down there. ( I recommend pressing pause and letting the video load completely before viewing.)
The Best Recipes in the World

Mark Bittman—who writes “The Minimalist” column in the New York Times—tells us about traveling the globe in search of the best recipes in the world for his new PBS series.
the book / debuts tonight ch 13 at 9
we know from our own mr a wilson that the alexander wilson was a preeminent american ornithologist. what i didnt realize is that he was a skilled illustrator or birds as well. he is noted for the eight volume set posted here. first to find the wilson warbler wins.
hard to believe but according to joan walsh of salon "Donohue said he thought the "South Park" episode this week in which Jesus returns as a ninja and cuts Donohue in half was "hilarious," and he disagrees with conservatives who've told him to sue Comedy Central."
RIP Sol LeWitt.
Johnny Hart R.I.P.
"I presented my credentials from the Marine Corps to a very polite clerk for American Airlines. One of the two people to whom I talked asked a question and offered a frightening comment: "Have you been in any peace marches? We ban a lot of people from flying because of that." I explained that I had not so marched but had, in September, 2006, given a lecture at Princeton, televised and put on the Web, highly critical of George Bush for his many violations of the Constitution. "That'll do it," the man said."
A Twist of the Wrist: Quick Flavorful Meals With Ingredients From Jars, Cans, Bags and Boxes” (Knopf)
The chef admits that she was not familiar with Rachael Ray’s “30 Minute Meals” when she started the project, or at least she’s too polite to say that hers are 30-minute meals that would make Thomas Keller say yummo: orzo with dried porcini mushrooms, radicchio and aged balsamic vinegar; white asparagus in brown butter topped with a fried egg and capers; key lime custards with crème fraîche. Some of the recipes came from fellow food professionals, like Ruth Reichl, the editor of Gourmet magazine, whose recipe for blueberry pie calls for frozen berries and a store-bought crust. “You talk to a chef who works all day and comes home hungry, these are the things they make,” Silverton said. “You don’t come home and do a braise.”
IF A GREAT MUSICIAN PLAYS GREAT MUSIC BUT NO ONE HEARS . . . WAS HE REALLY ANY GOOD?

It's an old epistemological debate, older, actually, than the koan about the tree in the forest. Plato weighed in on it, and philosophers for two millennia afterward: What is beauty? Is it a measurable fact (Gottfried Leibniz), or merely an opinion (David Hume), or is it a little of each, colored by the immediate state of mind of the observer (Immanuel Kant)?
umm, moron or complete moron?
cbs got a big fat gift today as the field collapsed leaving tiger woo at +3 in the final pairing for tomorrows final round of the masters. be there and be square.
Sir! no Sir!
Possible solar cell breakthrough. We'll see when they hit production.
"BAGHDAD - Iraq's top corruption fighter said Wednesday that $8 billion in government money was wasted or stolen over the past three years and claimed he was threatened with death after opening an investigation into scores of Oil Ministry employees."
its snowing.
every time i turn on msnbc they are teasing some american idol story and its not even on their networks. i dont get it. 13 year old girls are not major consumers of the news unless tuckers turn on dancing with the stars brought him all whole new audience! (im trying to resist calling that idol dude with the hair "queer bait" but i cant think of any other term which satisfies the truth and my distain so perfectly. deride me if you must.)
i dont know if its some new edict but theres some prick of a traffic cop giving out tickets to motorcycles locked up to the fence on the allen street mall (the median). first they removed the benches so that the human flotsam would move elsewhere (although now noone has any place to sit) now this. im still waiting for that glorious revitalization project that they wasted money crowing about two years ago.

super sunday with the return of sopranos last season followed by season premier of entourage.

dont know about that dukes O hazzard tv show but just saw the dukes movie on tv (blech) - it was funny seeing them mediate that confederate flag on the roof of the general lee issue. blame it on cooter.